Clever Costume

[mermaidlady]

At last night's show, several of the audience members were wearing costumes. Scratch asked me if I knew what Trixie was. She was wearing red tights, an orange skirt, a yellow sweater, and a large multi-colored pompom on her head.

I said "Are you a Jayne hat?"

And so she was.

Scratch looked at me in amazement, "I don't know which one of you is the bigger dork."