OH GEEZ.
IT'S DEFINITELY A POSSUM. A VERY BIG, FAT, POSSUM. i went to check the mail, and when i was coming back to the apartment, 2 doors away,
JUST SITTING THERE ON THE SIDEWALK, STARING AT ME. Like, "heyyy neighbor! how are you this fine evening?". and OMG WAS THAT THING BIG. LIKE TAKE A TIRE FROM A CAR, AND GIVE IT LEGS; THAT'S HOW BIG IT WAS.
JUST SITTING THERE ON THE SIDEWALK, STARING AT ME. Like, "heyyy neighbor! how are you this fine evening?". and OMG WAS THAT THING BIG. LIKE TAKE A TIRE FROM A CAR, AND GIVE IT LEGS; THAT'S HOW BIG IT WAS.