23 crossovers
Summary - This is a challange someone gave me. I had to write 23 Merlin crossovers, each had to be 23 words long or less. (23 Is a private joke between us) Here are the results!
Rating - G
Notes - Who can guess the most crossovers?
Spoliers/warnings - None
Disclaimer - None of the charcters used are mine
1 -
“You will always remember this as the day, that you almost caught, Prince Arthur of Camelot,”
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2 -
“Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
Arthur looked disgusted.
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3 -
“There are no accidents”
“No Merlin, there are; you,”
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4 -
“Little things used to mean so much to Merlin- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me… nothing is trivial”
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5 -
“I don’t ride with sorcerers”
“Fine stay here”
“I do now,”
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6 -
“What did you expect? Pointy hats, wands and a cloak?”
“Not the cloak,”
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7 -
“In Camelot, three main issues: magic, invasion and Jew,”
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8 -
Merlin says something stupid.
“How do you not fall down more often?”
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9 -
“Hey Giles! Why are you wearing a crown? Anyway I need help with this healing spell,”
“SORCERER!”
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10 -
“Sire what do you want for lunch?”
“Cornetto,”
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11 -
“Arthur! Did you see my underwear?”
“No Merlin,”
“...did you want too?”
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12 -
“You've had your fun, my friend.”
“Who the deuce are you?”
“Ah, I’m Merlin,”
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13 -
“I'm a smooth Prince who loves the pussy. And Skinny here is my too-pale man servant. What?
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14 -
“That's my jacket.”
“Look, you were being an unbelievable Prat. I was walking out on you. I was cold.”
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15 -
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a jousting stick,”
“What?”
Merlin throws a wrench at Arthur
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16 -
“I gave you BACK the map Merlin.”
“I gave you the map!”
“I gave you BACK… THE MAP!”
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17 -
At dinner, Morgana is in pain.
“Oh my god... Do you think it's cramps? Asked Uther.
“Give it a rest... for two seconds?”
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18 -
“My only love sprung from my only hate! Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed sorcerer,”
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19 -
“Why are you so good to me Merlin?”
“You’re my man,”
“I’ll always be your man,”
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20 -
“You don't tell me things, Merlin. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.”
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21 -
“I am NOT your slave!
“Yes you are Merlin, it’s your job,”
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22 -
“One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.”
“Shut up Merlin,”
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23 -
“Tell me again, Merlin, why are we here?”
“For the glory of the Camelot, sire.”