Kimi no Tonari Tatakau tabi~~
YES! FINALLY FINISHED THE DRABBLE MEME. This is the last installment guys. Still stuck on some drabbles but I'll get 'em posted as soon as I can. I MIGHT be gone tomorrow though. I might. LOL. Have fun reading~~
NEXT LEVEL - YU-KI for Kamen Rider Kabuto (Aiba/Taguchi/Maruyama)
Author’s Notes. OK, so this is just some crazy thing I conspired while trying to fall asleep yesternight. Kill me please guys. Uh, if helps if you know a bit of sentai/tokusatsu. Just a bit. And of course, standard disclaimers apply. XDDDD
This year’s Johnny’s Countdown after-party did not compare to the previous ones. For one thing, the attendees of the party did not expect of an hilarity to the highest degree. If only they were given a hint, they wouldn’t have attended that party at all. But, they were kept in the dark; and as they filed the hall where the said after-party was about to commence, they only expected that they would toast to free-flowing expensive, French and Italian wines, perfectly-fermented beers courtesy of Sapporo Brewery, and lush, elegantly-prepared cuisines made by the finest chefs in Japan. It was the first day of the new year and they expected it to be memorable. Well, indeed it was a memorable one.
So, when the lights dimmed and the light was directed to a large, make-shift stage in front of them (where Johnny Kitagawa previously held a toast to the company, the debuted groups, the juniors and other VIPs), surprise registered in the faces of the people as Aiba Masaki appeared…wearing a make-shift Kamen Rider costume.
“Alas!!!!!!!!! My comrade and LOVE is missing! I, Kamen Rider Storm, am in pain…troubled by his loss!” Aiba Masaki began. The surprise on the audience’s faces became shock. “Kamen Rider Storm, what the hell!” Sakurai Sho blurted but was immediately hushed by Ohno Satoshi.
“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU CANNOT SEE HIM FOR YOU ARE MINE, KAMEN RIDER STORM!!” a voice suddenly boomed out loud. A few seconds later, Taguchi Junnosuke appeared in hideous pirate clothes similar to the ones he wore for the Music Station Super Live but much, much more demented-looking and well, uglier.
KA-TUN’s jaws dropped on the floor.
“WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT IN THE KAMEN RIDER’S BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH ME?” Aiba a.k.a Kamen Rider Storm bellowed, clutching his breast.
“I AM THE IRIDEGUCHI MONSTER! HWAAHAHAHA!” Taguchi replied in the same vein. Akanishi Jin swore aloud. Kamenashi Kazuya hit him in the head. “YOUR LOVE AND COMRADE IS DOOMED TO DIE!” Then the Irideguchi Monster flicked his hand, and a huge screen appeared…projecting a bound Maruyama Ryuhei..in his Eito Ranger costume. The audience stared. “I thought Eito were already sleeping,” Yamashita whispered to Koyama, who gave him a dubious look.
“ORENJI EITO RENJAAAA~MY LOVE!” Kamen Rider Storm squealed. “Did the Irideguchi Monster do something to you?”
“WAAAAAAAH, YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW, MY DARLING STORM!” Maruyama cried aloud, squirming in the ropes that ensnared him.
“NEVER FEAR! I shall rescue you, my love, after I defeat this scurvy knave!” Aiba pumped his fist in the air. Matsumoto Jun wondered since when Aiba learned to use the words, “scurvy knave”. The Irideguchi Monster laughed out loud.
“Not so fast, Kamen Rider Storm!” The monster inhaled dramatically. “TAGUCHI’S PUN OF DEATH ATTACK!!!!!” KA-TUN were now talking amongst themselves whether they should disown Taguchi now.
“NOOOOOO, I CAN HEAR THE MONSTER’S HORRIBLE PUNS IN MY HEAD” Kamen Rider Storm said, clutching his head in great pain. He swiveled round and round while the audience had varying degrees of reaction. Sakurai Sho wanted to get of the room so bad but Ninomiya Kazunari held him in his place.
“HAHAHAHAHA! You will never ever hear anything but that DIE!” The Irideguchi Monster said. “NO!! KAMEN RIDER STORM, FIGHT IT!! FIGHT IT FOR ME!” Orange Eito Ranger pleaded.
“aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!” Kamen Rider Storm valiantly fought it. “ENOUGH! MAXIMUM HYPER SAKURAP!” Kamen Rider Storm raised his make-shift gun similar to Kamen Rider Kabuto’s. The Irideguchi Monster tumbled over as Sakurai’s rap verse in Tokei Jikkake no Umbrella started playing in the background. Sakurai fainted, obviously not taking the hilarity any longer.
Upon seeing that Irideguchi Monster was still busy trying to get out of his attack, Kamen Rider Storm put up the final phase of his attack. “This is for you, Orange Eito Ranger!”
He ran across the stage then leapt up in the air. “RIDER KICCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!”
The Irideguchi Monster moaned, and he tumbled out of the stage. Orange Eito Ranger rejoiced exuberantly despite the ropes binding him. Kamen Rider Storm looked up at Orange Eito Ranger, love and longing clearly showing in his eyes.
“Wait for me, my love, I AM COMING TO GET YOU!” Then Kamen Rider Storm a.k.a Aiba Masaki scurried out of the stage. The projector screen and the lights onstage dimmed.
The audience was still stunned. No one said a word. Until Masuda Takahisa commented, “Their love triangle would have been fun if Massuperman was there too.”
END *Please kill me. LOL*
Day 01: Cotton Candy - Daesung
Day 02: Ready Steady Go - L'Arc~en~Ciel
Day 03: USO - SID
Day 04: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Day 05: Chocolate - TegoMass
Day 06: How Come? - Brown Eyed Girls
Day 07: The Carpal Tunnel of Love - Fall Out Boy
Day 08: SIGN - Brown Eyed Girls
Day 09: weeeek - NEWS
NEXT LEVEL - YU-KI for Kamen Rider Kabuto (Aiba/Taguchi/Maruyama)
Author’s Notes. OK, so this is just some crazy thing I conspired while trying to fall asleep yesternight. Kill me please guys. Uh, if helps if you know a bit of sentai/tokusatsu. Just a bit. And of course, standard disclaimers apply. XDDDD
This year’s Johnny’s Countdown after-party did not compare to the previous ones. For one thing, the attendees of the party did not expect of an hilarity to the highest degree. If only they were given a hint, they wouldn’t have attended that party at all. But, they were kept in the dark; and as they filed the hall where the said after-party was about to commence, they only expected that they would toast to free-flowing expensive, French and Italian wines, perfectly-fermented beers courtesy of Sapporo Brewery, and lush, elegantly-prepared cuisines made by the finest chefs in Japan. It was the first day of the new year and they expected it to be memorable. Well, indeed it was a memorable one.
So, when the lights dimmed and the light was directed to a large, make-shift stage in front of them (where Johnny Kitagawa previously held a toast to the company, the debuted groups, the juniors and other VIPs), surprise registered in the faces of the people as Aiba Masaki appeared…wearing a make-shift Kamen Rider costume.
“Alas!!!!!!!!! My comrade and LOVE is missing! I, Kamen Rider Storm, am in pain…troubled by his loss!” Aiba Masaki began. The surprise on the audience’s faces became shock. “Kamen Rider Storm, what the hell!” Sakurai Sho blurted but was immediately hushed by Ohno Satoshi.
“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU CANNOT SEE HIM FOR YOU ARE MINE, KAMEN RIDER STORM!!” a voice suddenly boomed out loud. A few seconds later, Taguchi Junnosuke appeared in hideous pirate clothes similar to the ones he wore for the Music Station Super Live but much, much more demented-looking and well, uglier.
KA-TUN’s jaws dropped on the floor.
“WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT IN THE KAMEN RIDER’S BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH ME?” Aiba a.k.a Kamen Rider Storm bellowed, clutching his breast.
“I AM THE IRIDEGUCHI MONSTER! HWAAHAHAHA!” Taguchi replied in the same vein. Akanishi Jin swore aloud. Kamenashi Kazuya hit him in the head. “YOUR LOVE AND COMRADE IS DOOMED TO DIE!” Then the Irideguchi Monster flicked his hand, and a huge screen appeared…projecting a bound Maruyama Ryuhei..in his Eito Ranger costume. The audience stared. “I thought Eito were already sleeping,” Yamashita whispered to Koyama, who gave him a dubious look.
“ORENJI EITO RENJAAAA~MY LOVE!” Kamen Rider Storm squealed. “Did the Irideguchi Monster do something to you?”
“WAAAAAAAH, YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW, MY DARLING STORM!” Maruyama cried aloud, squirming in the ropes that ensnared him.
“NEVER FEAR! I shall rescue you, my love, after I defeat this scurvy knave!” Aiba pumped his fist in the air. Matsumoto Jun wondered since when Aiba learned to use the words, “scurvy knave”. The Irideguchi Monster laughed out loud.
“Not so fast, Kamen Rider Storm!” The monster inhaled dramatically. “TAGUCHI’S PUN OF DEATH ATTACK!!!!!” KA-TUN were now talking amongst themselves whether they should disown Taguchi now.
“NOOOOOO, I CAN HEAR THE MONSTER’S HORRIBLE PUNS IN MY HEAD” Kamen Rider Storm said, clutching his head in great pain. He swiveled round and round while the audience had varying degrees of reaction. Sakurai Sho wanted to get of the room so bad but Ninomiya Kazunari held him in his place.
“HAHAHAHAHA! You will never ever hear anything but that DIE!” The Irideguchi Monster said. “NO!! KAMEN RIDER STORM, FIGHT IT!! FIGHT IT FOR ME!” Orange Eito Ranger pleaded.
“aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!” Kamen Rider Storm valiantly fought it. “ENOUGH! MAXIMUM HYPER SAKURAP!” Kamen Rider Storm raised his make-shift gun similar to Kamen Rider Kabuto’s. The Irideguchi Monster tumbled over as Sakurai’s rap verse in Tokei Jikkake no Umbrella started playing in the background. Sakurai fainted, obviously not taking the hilarity any longer.
Upon seeing that Irideguchi Monster was still busy trying to get out of his attack, Kamen Rider Storm put up the final phase of his attack. “This is for you, Orange Eito Ranger!”
He ran across the stage then leapt up in the air. “RIDER KICCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!”
The Irideguchi Monster moaned, and he tumbled out of the stage. Orange Eito Ranger rejoiced exuberantly despite the ropes binding him. Kamen Rider Storm looked up at Orange Eito Ranger, love and longing clearly showing in his eyes.
“Wait for me, my love, I AM COMING TO GET YOU!” Then Kamen Rider Storm a.k.a Aiba Masaki scurried out of the stage. The projector screen and the lights onstage dimmed.
The audience was still stunned. No one said a word. Until Masuda Takahisa commented, “Their love triangle would have been fun if Massuperman was there too.”
END *Please kill me. LOL*
Day 01: Cotton Candy - Daesung
Day 02: Ready Steady Go - L'Arc~en~Ciel
Day 03: USO - SID
Day 04: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Day 05: Chocolate - TegoMass
Day 06: How Come? - Brown Eyed Girls
Day 07: The Carpal Tunnel of Love - Fall Out Boy
Day 08: SIGN - Brown Eyed Girls
Day 09: weeeek - NEWS