This just in: Bell sucks.

[meresy]

Gaaaaahd, WHY didn't anyone tell me that Bell Canada sucks out loud? And why doesn't any other company offer land lines in my postal code? *hates* And now that's I've begun contracts and shiz getting loose of them would be very painful indeed.

A girl cannot survive on a bandwidth of 2GB a month, bitches! *shakes them* I should have got the interwebs from Cogeco.

Also: this.

Also also: Happy birthday to one Mr. Callum Rennie. I shall picspam in your honour tonight, yesyes.

... Bye!