Why I heart sleepwalks, a.k.a. wiferoo:
The Pending Rockstar says: OMG dude i think i'm gonna yarf
The Pending Rockstar says: i have so much goddamn shit to do
The Pending Rockstar says: and it all needs to get done yesterday
portia de rossi says: i am going to not bother you then wifer.
portia de rossi says: <3
The Pending Rockstar says: no, please do ( Read more... )

I just got back from baklaguy's bday party. As usual, the food was great, the party rockin; the highlight of my night, however, was when sleepwalks surprised me by getting down on one knee and proposing to me in front of the whole damn crowd with a $25 1/8th carat cubic zirconia ring that she and her boyfriend Javier bought at the North Point Walmart! Apparently ( Read more... )

So last night sleepwalks accidentally poked her eye with one of my vibrators, giving entirely new meaning to the phrase "dickeye". My life is odd.

Weekend was good. And sad. But mostly good.

Friday we had the farewell happy hour for my boss D. I really didn't realize how much I enjoyed his presence till just then, when I knew he was off for good. It makes me quite sad.

Saturday aniika and I went to Rock Creek park and wandered around mulch piles and dilapidated lamp posts that made us feel ( Read more... )