Title: When Jensen Found Out What Jared Does On Tuesdays
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: R
Warnings: RPS AU, Chad, boys wearing frilly things.
Wordcount: 2,857
Notes: For regala_electra on her birthday!! (Uhm, belatedly)
Disclaimer: This is all made up. I have no idea if Anthony Bourdain has seen the inside of a Peruvian jail cell or not. Jared and Jensen's ( Read more... )

Sorry for all the spam, especially if you're in the_secret_mix but I'm trying to get my internet chores done so I can go bug loony_moony :D

First, run do not walk to read a monkey wrench of miscommunication by regala_electra. It would be a J2 fusion with House if she wrote RPS. Which she doesn't. She didn't just write an incredibly sweet and funny glimpse into the lives of House! ( Read more... )

Title: Hot Stuff
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R-ish
Wordcount: 2,036
Notes: For beckaandzac: "Jared/Jensen, the perfect cup of hot chocolate!"

Summary: AU wherein Jared Padalecki has a crush on hot frozen banana guy, Katie Cassidy freaks out, and Jensen Ackles makes the Zagat Guide writers cry themselves to sleep.

( I know, I know. We get this guy to give us a good review, and we pretty much guarantee that we're on the map during the tourist season this year, and you can pay off your loans and I can buy a new convection oven and if we don't get a good review then we'll have to set the building on fire to cover our losses and run away to Tijuana. )