So I sneezed, just a tiny average little there-was-dust-in-my-nose kind of sneeze and it HURT my throat so BAD that I screamed in PAIN.
Which did nothing to ease my throat pain, OBVIOUSLY. Therefore, peanut-butter M&M's.
There is not enough Chloraseptic in the world...
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Sony Pictures may or may not be able to steal my identity. I was trying to watch the R-rated trailer for Superbad and I was trying to fake my way through the age verification only it wasn't working. Turns out you need to use the name and zip code on your state ID, and that seriously scares me.
But the trailer is fucking worth it. Oh, George Michael. Go
here. (NSFW)