it seems my left leg has the plague, oh dear
My left leg is not happy with me right now. It's all *stabby stabby pain stabby* and I'm all "OMG BABY WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?!" It's like a Lifetime movie only the abusive boyfriend is my LEG. Stockard Channing plays the concerned guidance counselor who helps me break free.
I signed up for the wunnerfulicious spn_harlequin challenge, my prompt is as follows:
Kristen ZaleskiJared Padalecki is home for the holidays…indefinitely. HerHis acting career hasn't taken off-in fact, it hasn't gone anywhere. So now she's spending herhis days helping out at herhis daddy's P.I. office. Until Mitch DonnerJensen Ackles comes by and lights up herhis life. Sort of…
MitchJensen is back at his parents' place, too. As a successful accountant who'd been set up to take the fall in a money-laundering scheme, MitchJensen isn't quite sure what to do. So he takes a job installing Christmas lights (naked-haha I kid)…and gets an early present when he runs into KristenJared. Especially when she offers herhis newly acquired P.I. skills to help him get his life back (with sex).
Working together, they plot an elaborate sting operation, one that will take a miracle to pull off. Then again, anything is possible at Christmas-especially if it involves mistletoe! (and nudity!)
HAHA, it is totally an excuse to listen to my massive amounts of Christmas music. Also, for the past two years I've done a "Practice Christmas" in July/August when I get fed up with summer. I make cookies and watch ELF and listen to Christmas music. And I'm Jewish, damn it.
Also, if you haven't joined the challenge? GO! Because somebody still hasn't claimed the casting-couch prompt and that makes me a SAD PANDA.
OMG House finale tonight!! I am unspoiled but if Foreman leaves? I will CRY SO HARD.
EDIT: It appears livejournal is exploding. I've erred on the side of caution and downloaded my LJ, but I am like, such a little fish, I don't think I will have to flock--yet. It seems only the Potter fandom is getting the brunt of the bahleetions--thus far. I am such a Libra, changed my mind already. Gurnal is on lockdown.
Have removed a certain tag and words from profile/interests though. Please fundies, leave me alone.
This is really making me sad.
I signed up for the wunnerfulicious spn_harlequin challenge, my prompt is as follows:
Kristen ZaleskiJared Padalecki is home for the holidays…indefinitely. HerHis acting career hasn't taken off-in fact, it hasn't gone anywhere. So now she's spending herhis days helping out at herhis daddy's P.I. office. Until Mitch DonnerJensen Ackles comes by and lights up herhis life. Sort of…
MitchJensen is back at his parents' place, too. As a successful accountant who'd been set up to take the fall in a money-laundering scheme, MitchJensen isn't quite sure what to do. So he takes a job installing Christmas lights (naked-haha I kid)…and gets an early present when he runs into KristenJared. Especially when she offers herhis newly acquired P.I. skills to help him get his life back (with sex).
Working together, they plot an elaborate sting operation, one that will take a miracle to pull off. Then again, anything is possible at Christmas-especially if it involves mistletoe! (and nudity!)
HAHA, it is totally an excuse to listen to my massive amounts of Christmas music. Also, for the past two years I've done a "Practice Christmas" in July/August when I get fed up with summer. I make cookies and watch ELF and listen to Christmas music. And I'm Jewish, damn it.
Also, if you haven't joined the challenge? GO! Because somebody still hasn't claimed the casting-couch prompt and that makes me a SAD PANDA.
OMG House finale tonight!! I am unspoiled but if Foreman leaves? I will CRY SO HARD.
EDIT: It appears livejournal is exploding. I've erred on the side of caution and downloaded my LJ, but I am like, such a little fish, I don't think I will have to flock--yet. It seems only the Potter fandom is getting the brunt of the bahleetions--thus far. I am such a Libra, changed my mind already. Gurnal is on lockdown.
Have removed a certain tag and words from profile/interests though. Please fundies, leave me alone.
This is really making me sad.