One day, you're gonna have to give it up.
Dear Brain,
Please to be waking up and doing what needs doing. I am super-cereal. I have a piece of paper that says "Cum Laude" and NO that's not a come-on, it's a degree. It's living proof that you FUCKING WORK. Or at least you FUCKING WORK when I exert enough pressure on you.
I will stab you with a Q-Tip. TRY ME.
No love,
Memfist
***
Dear Gerbils,
Stay adorable. You are my furry balls of sunshine.
Love,
Memfish
***
EDIT: Dean Winchester hears "What About Love" by Heart when he climaxes. Y/Y?
(am SO going to hell, and bed. bed first.)
Please to be waking up and doing what needs doing. I am super-cereal. I have a piece of paper that says "Cum Laude" and NO that's not a come-on, it's a degree. It's living proof that you FUCKING WORK. Or at least you FUCKING WORK when I exert enough pressure on you.
I will stab you with a Q-Tip. TRY ME.
No love,
Memfist
***
Dear Gerbils,
Stay adorable. You are my furry balls of sunshine.
Love,
Memfish
***
EDIT: Dean Winchester hears "What About Love" by Heart when he climaxes. Y/Y?
(am SO going to hell, and bed. bed first.)