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Wiccan Rede in LOLcat

One explanation for why we need to say hello on the phone before saying anything else. I don't know whether the explanation makes sense, but the phenomenon is certainly there--starting right in on giving info w/o introductory noises makes a person practically impossible to understand. Lots of other interesting linguistic bits on same site. Here ( Read more... )

Yay! Instructions for diagramming sentences! ...Okay, I'm a freak, I'll go away now....