246 It'll be a pretty sweet ride, up until that point

Oct 07, 2011 15:49

Oh snap! It's the...

Hangover Meme!



Last thing you remember you were having a couple of drinks, now you're waking up... Where? What the hell happened last night? Why does the small of your back hurt? Why is there a monkey in the room? Why is Kate Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing on the radio?
Piece it all together, because you weren't alone for the ride.

Anything and everything could have happened last night, but if you look for the clues, you may be able to figure it out. The problem is... Do you want to know?
These rules are very loose, do whatever feels right!
- Post with your character (Name and canon in the subject bar)
- People reply to your character with their own (CUES ARE OPTIONAL; Roll or choose from the offered list if you wish, as many times as you want)
- If you wish to roll for cues, the original poster can do so as well.
- Try to figure out why you have "Bait Master" tattooed on your back.

Optional Cue List:
  1. In A Weird Place:  A strip club? A gay bar? A sushi restaurant's supply room? Wherever it is, it sure raises a lot of questions about how you got there.
  2. A Picture Says A Thousand Words:  Maybe you think to check your phone, and you notice that there's some new images saved on it. Maybe they're hilarious! Maybe you'll wish you hadn't looked...
  3. Inked:  Whoever it was who convinced you that a neon-colored cutie mark would make for a bitchin' tattoo needs to be excommunicated. Or maybe worse, you got a SWEET tattoo of a sunglasses-wearing skull with sneakers... but it's on your face.
  4. Hair-Razing Experience:  Why does your head feel so odd? Maybe it's more than the hangover; it might have something to do with your hair being a bit different than you remember it. Maybe it's not there. Maybe it wasn't bright neon blue last you remember. Maybe you didn't have any before, but suddenly you're Fabio! It's pretty weird either way.
  5. Fashion Mistake:  Okay, maybe you wound up in a temple with a bunch of Buddhist monks, considering you're wearing one of their robes. Or maybe you went to a football game considering you've got a cheerleader uniform on. Or maybe things are weirder than that. You probably don't want to know why you're wearing the mascot's uniform.
  6. Fashion Disaster:  Oh god, it's like you went to a drag queen fashion show. Feather boas everywhere. This quantity of sequins and rhinestones should be illegal. Did you go color blind at some point last night? Or just straight up blind to think this looked good?
  7. Total Wardrobe Meltdown:  Worst case scenario. Your clothes aren't just wrong... they're gone. Maybe if you're lucky, at least your companion is the one wearing them.
  8. Fought The Law (And The Law Won):  Apparently Officer Jones didn't like the things you called him last night, because he's glaring at you pretty hard from behind those bars... Oh wait. He's in front of the bars. YOU'RE the one behind them.
  9. Additional Baggage:  Is that a monkey in your room or a baby? Either way, you can't just leave it. Well, you could probably leave the monkey, but why would you?
  10. Hog Wild (DIY Drunk Shenanigans):  Who the hell knows? Maybe you started a riot. Maybe you robbed a bank. Maybe you saved the world! It's a mystery to everyone! ... Well, actually it's probably only a mystery to you. Everyone else will probably remember it forever.

Do it alllllll agaiiiiiiin... Next Friday Night~...

rated: r, crack-humor

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