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[damngreenshoes]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right?

Comments

Ravi | OTA

[lionwithagun]

shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help

[arentubrilliant]

what, wait?

[lionwithagun]

girls gone crazy need back up

[lionwithagun]

and celery

Evan McCartney | OC | ota

[bluntforces]

Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statements.

[onlytolerable]

No complete sentence. Why are you fucking up the river?

[bluntforces]

I want points for using ANY punctuation with the aplomb I am. Business school kids know how to drink, apparently.

[onlytolerable]

[Holds phone in front of her to snap photo and send.] There. Happy?

[ooc: No pointing icon, alas, so imagine photo of her pointing hand.]

Eileen Eicheln | HoC | ota

[lowtohighest]

So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...

[heartstrine]

Is this like shoe sizes and hands?

[lowtohighest]

Essentially, but a little easier on the guy. I get super impressed by obscure dino references when I'm drunk, apparently.

[heartstrine]

So instead of sweet nothings, a bloke ought to whisper words like Parasaurolophus or Deinonychus or Serendipaceratops or Troodon?

[After a moment.]

You'd be a hit at a paleontology convention.

Cynric the Unflinching | D&D/HoC |OTA

[hamelinic]

i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

Re: Cynric the Unflinching | D&D/HoC |OTA

[lionwithagun]

More disappointed.

[hamelinic]

but my triumph of the will over kleptomania, anger issues and general contentment with stabbing people. why no pride.

[lionwithagun]

its like ur sayin 'i went to disneyworld and rode none of the rides'

Cadogan Thomas | HoC | ota

[diemwnt]

Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak.

[grrranimals]

[What the--? It's hard to key in a reply between laughter.]

Wish I could help, but I don't treat humans.

[diemwnt]

[In the morning, when he's less drunk, he'll be mortified. But right now?]

There still must be some sort of hippocratic oath.

[grrranimals]

Why, Mr. Thomas, I do declare. And what help do you want from me?

[If he cracked a rib jacking off he's either doing it wrong or hung like a horse.]