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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
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Comments

Eileen Eicheln | HoC | ota

[lowtohighest]

So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...

[heartstrine]

Is this like shoe sizes and hands?

[lowtohighest]

Essentially, but a little easier on the guy. I get super impressed by obscure dino references when I'm drunk, apparently.

[heartstrine]

So instead of sweet nothings, a bloke ought to whisper words like Parasaurolophus or Deinonychus or Serendipaceratops or Troodon?

[After a moment.]

You'd be a hit at a paleontology convention.

[lowtohighest]

I can't help it. Science gets me really hot. There's nothing wrong with that, right? Besides, paleontologists are freaks in the sheets.

[heartstrine]

Hear they're into good bone structure. No marine biologists?

[lowtohighest]

None. Naked in bed with, but never actual sex. Get distracted with actual conversation. Too far off the dork scale.

[heartstrine]

Pity the poor marine biologist.

[lowtohighest]

No pity. How many hot girls want to make out with them and then talk about Dosidicus gigas until the wee hours of the morning?

[heartstrine]

Gigantic something? Way to make me feel like a stegosaurus brain, miss smarty pants. What kind of dino are you?

[lowtohighest]

Humboldt squid. Sorry to have strayed from mutual dinosaur appreciation. I'd probably be some sort of dromaeosaurids, really. You?

[heartstrine]

Pity my fragile male ego. Mum would say I'm hard-headed enough to be a Pachycephalasaurus. At the risk of sounding like a copycat, I'll say Deinonychus.

[There'd been this song when he was a kid.]

[lowtohighest]

See, now that's a sexy dinosaur. Say more big words at me. It's wonderful. ♥

[heartstrine]

Rowr? I'm fond of carnotaurus and I admit to being attached to compsognathus. I was a wee lad, you see. Took forever to hit my growth spurt. And what kid didn't want Nessie to be a lost Plesiosaur?

[A moment later.]

Prehistoric mammals are pretty interesting, too.

[lowtohighest]

Dorks who didn't know what a plesiosaur was, probably.

Also, they weren't. You're ridiculous.

[heartstrine]

Bite your tongue--fingers--you Philistine. Leviathan, Arsinoitherium, Megistotherium were all bonzer, and let's not forget the forerunners to modern day mammals.

Megalodon and the Phorusrhacids were bloody cool, too.