Like the lovebag meme with slightly more sex
Sex Grab Bag Meme
✖ Post a comment with your character's name, fandom, and if you have any particulars re: who can poke. In the comment, please note anything you're not okay with. Oh yeah~ powers and abilities don't in this mysterious white space!
✖ Once somebody's replied to you, RNG (min 1, max 12) for the scenario! The scene and all of its subsequent effects will kick in immediately.
1 - You've been locked in a really nice-looking wedding suite, with a huge bed and a lavish bathroom and all - the both of you may or may not be in tuxes and/or dresses (yes, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you won't be in a dress). Until you fuck, that door's not opening. There are also some innocent looking chocolates and champagne on the table, in case you're looking for a (aphrodisiac) wonderful surprise. If you wait around long enough, the air vents will happily oblige anyway.
2 - Nothing special, really. You're just both hot for each other. Really, really, really, REALLY hot for each other. And you don't know why.
3 - Nothing special here either, except for the fact that if you're with someone you hate, you hate him/her so much you want to fuck them against the wall. And if you're with someone you don't know, you want to fuck them against the wall too. Hard.
4 - Suddenly, you're both in a closet. There's a note with a single line: "get busy for seven minutes, and love every second of it)". The door will not budge, no matter what you do. ...Unless you start very familiar with each other and liking it. It's possible if you wait long enough the closet will be flooded with aphrodisiac to encourage that.
5 - The original poster has suddenly been tied up. How (position, be it some good old cowboy tricks or fancy shibari), with what (chains, handcuffs, rope...) and where (to a wall, on the floor, on a mysteriously appearing piece of furniture). And you both feel the inexplicable need to get fucked or go at it with someone like rabbits. Which is good, because the locks aren't opening until you do
6 - Same as #5, except the commenter's the one who's been trussed up. ♥
7 - One or both of you feel the sudden, desperate need to get off, not necessarily with anyone, just...off. No matter what you do, you'll find it's just not coming on your own. You're going to need someone else's help if you ever want to finish.
8 - You're in a room full of toys, tailored for the two of you. Until you try them all--on you or on the other person with you--the door isn't opening.
9 - The only thing that will prevent the end of all life, and maybe the destruction of all matter, is you and the other person with you having sex. If that's not encouragement enough, try the chocolate.
10 - You two were specifically chosen to have sex for an audience, whether live or on camera, either by political pressure, blackmail, or brute force, apparently you're stuck with it. Get friendly.
11 - Roll for two options.
12 - Player's choice~ feel free to negotiate, guys, just be nice!
Modified from another meme by...someone.