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You are Drunk

Jul 16, 2011 10:50

YOU ARE DRUNK MEME

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warning: possible triggers, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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Wanda Maximoff | X-Men Evolution | Someone got into the beer.... scarlet_discord July 16 2011, 17:54:42 UTC

2, because really, what else is this but a bad decision? ^^ takethegamble July 17 2011, 00:28:18 UTC

[Shouldn't have done all those shots. Remy pinches the bridge of his nose and stumbles a step to the side before trying to refocus his eyes on the house in front of him. What a shit hole. But-- gotta keep an eye on daddy's little girl, oui?

Time for stealth mode.]

scarlet_discord July 17 2011, 00:50:00 UTC

[Wanda's on the porch, having nicked a bottle of Mystique's chimay and, being an utter lightweight, gotten utterly plastered off of it. She hums to herself and idly conjures bluish light to her fingertips, not noticing the slowly gathering field of chaos magic manifesting around the Brotherhood house.]

takethegamble July 17 2011, 00:56:57 UTC

[Remy is sneaking across the lawn, edging around the circles of light made by the hallogens on the street. He's absolutely silent-- that is, until he trips over something laying in the unmowed grass and sprawls out face-first with enough French curses to blister the paint left on the house.]

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Vladislaus Dracula | Van Helsing | Someone had a few too many drunks... feels_no_love July 16 2011, 17:56:21 UTC

8 miss_expendable July 16 2011, 18:49:58 UTC

[She puts her drink down and tugs on his sleeve.]

I love you. You're so hot!

feels_no_love July 16 2011, 20:19:16 UTC

You think so? Well. You're terribly cute. Where did you come from? I was just...just...[he watches his hand wave in front of his face a moment and then refocuses on her]

miss_expendable July 16 2011, 20:23:24 UTC

Thank you! [She batted her eyelashes at him, then laughed.] I was over there and now I'm here!

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Yuugi Hoshiguma | Touhou Project the_strong_deva July 16 2011, 17:56:33 UTC

THIS MEME WAS ALSO MADE FOR ME

6 beneiden July 17 2011, 07:07:35 UTC

[ Who gave her drinks?

Worse yet.

Drinks and a microphone? ]

When I'm drivin' in my car and a man comes on the radio
he's tellin' me more and more about some useless information!
Supposed to... fire my imagination?

[ It feels like there are some words missing but she gives no fucks. ]

the_strong_deva July 17 2011, 07:34:43 UTC

I dunno what you're doin', but it's great!

beneiden July 17 2011, 20:31:17 UTC

I can't get no, ohhh no no no
Hey
hey

Hey! I can't focus if you're going to-- [ Oh, damn it, she lost her place. Mumbling under her breath to try and pick up the timing again. ]--blah blah GET NO

Satisfaction!

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hajime tounomine ; otomen suckmylipstick July 16 2011, 17:57:18 UTC

Haai thar....1! neutral_loli July 16 2011, 23:40:16 UTC

[Liechtenstein is going to pat Hajime's arm and blinks...Why are there two of him?] Well, he's wasn't very nice person...Y-You could do so much better.

WHY HELLO. suckmylipstick July 17 2011, 03:44:07 UTC

[sob sob everybody assumes he's gay but that is OK. Hajime refuses to cry. He sits straight up with a drink in his hand, rotating the glass in circular motions and watching the alcohol chase itself. Even though he was the one to break it off, he didn't feel any better. He was naive enough to get used when he thought he had found his one and only. Hell, he wasn't even thinking about Mr. Right (Again), completely convinced that he could never have a proper relationship.

So what did Hajime do? He downed about four fruity drinks in a row, each with an apple slice and a little umbrella in it. His ex hated sweet drinks and drinking each one was like a mini revenge. The alcohol set in him immediately and although he stubbornly refused to give into his emotions, his bottom lip wibbles.]

I know.

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE neutral_loli July 17 2011, 04:41:10 UTC

[OH Hajime you're not gay, just too fabulous for one gender! Seeing his bottom lip wibble, Liechtenstein puts down her own drink, turn to him and give him a hug, which is a little awkward since her arms are too short properly hug him]

Please don't be sad, H-Hajime. I'm sure thing will get better and you'll find someone better.

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Rachel Berry | Glee tasteslikepnk July 16 2011, 17:58:08 UTC

6 - well that's a little too perfect! morbidbubbles July 16 2011, 18:09:24 UTC

Rach! RachRachRachRachRACH. [Drunk!Tina's tugging on your sleeve, Rachel Berry] Siiiiing with meeee....

Haha right? tasteslikepnk July 16 2011, 23:24:20 UTC

[Drunk!Rachel and karaoke, nobody should even have to ask] Okayokay! You pick! Oh let's doooooooo that song...um...where's the book?

morbidbubbles July 22 2011, 02:58:48 UTC

It's on your head, silly! [Tina laughs, slapping the book off Rachel's head]

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