You are Drunk

Jul 16, 2011 10:50

YOU ARE DRUNK MEME




It's late at night (or maybe not), and you and your friend/rival/this total stranger may have had a bit too much to drink. To put it bluntly, you are so sloshed to the gills you're not just seeing double, you're seeing TRIPLE! Comment with your characters, then respond to other comments by going to RANDOM.ORG to help pick one of the following prompts, or just pick whichever sounds fun. You know the drill.

1 - Post break up - Whoever they were, they weren't good enough for your best friend here. Show your support for your friend during their lowest moment. After all, they'd do the same for you, right?

2 - Totally a good idea - You have a sneaking suspicion that this is probably not a good idea, but are too blitzed to care. Break out the paint and lampshades, drive your car (spaceship, mecha, sea vessel, whatever.) into the mall, get piercings in embarrassing places, MAKE BAD DECISIONS! Or talk that other guy into making bad decisions, it's all good.

3 - Drunken Fight - That guy over there said something about your girl/boyfriend/car/life philosophy. No not that guy the OTHER guy. Whoever it was, unkind words were said and now everyone else is slowly backing away as you prepare to defend your honor, a challenge made all the greater by your inability to focus your eyes on the other guy without starting to fall over.

4 - Philosophizing - Nothing quite like discussing the moral dilema of 21st century man at 2 in the morning when you can't see straight. All you know is that you've got a REALLY important idea floating in your head, and you're not QUITE sure how to form it into a complete sentence.

5 - Drunk dialing - You've gotta call/text/telepathically contact Bob because he couldn't come with you all tonight and you just had the BEST IDEA ever. Or you just want to mess with him. Whatever. The point is this is gonna be utterly unintelligible tomorrow morning, and may end up on textsfromlastnight.com.

6 - Karaoke - The best thing about being drunk is you can't tell when you're off key!

7 - Wandering - You're SURE the car was just another block this way. Or was it back in the other direction? Whatever, you've got someone with you to support your weight, and you probably shouldn't be driving anyways.

8 - I LOVE YOU MAN! - Why can't you say it normally? This person over here is your BEST FRIEND in the whole world. No, more than that, you love them in a way that has nothing to do with sex (unless it does.), but before tonight you've never had the courage to just SAY it!

9 - Drunken confession - that one thing has been weighing down on your conscience for TOO long. Time to admit that you broke that vase, or stole their cookies, or have secretly lusted after their sister, or whatever it is.

warning: possible triggers, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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