Check out this insane poem, English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité. I got it from here!If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world ( Read more... )

I was looking through my notes for this one apparently terribly boring class I had in 2010. I hate that I don't remember anything from the class, yet had the time to write "VOMIT" in all caps, draw people vomiting, draw the twins, swans, elephants, mice, frogs, stars, spirals, write little notes like "Ahh I wish this class would end omg only 30 ( Read more... )

I love Leichenwasser because he's like me; the kind of weirdo who picks up on silly linguistic things. Not content with just noticing it, he and I take it to the next level (which borderlines taking it too far, but that's how we roll)

A is @adesadi (me!)
L is @leichenwasser leichenwasser
M is @mohanrocks89 mohanrocksA to L: Of you I am fond ( Read more... )

Haha! I love that he performs them too. This guy is, like, my hero... you know?

Totally like whatever, you know?by Taylor Mali ( Read more... )

You need to be ready to get hurt, ready to feel. It is about dropping all your protective shields to feel something pure and overwhelming. It is about entering the here and now. Sometimes you have the feeling that there are so many beautiful things out there that you can not see for whatever reason, It takes courage to break down the walls that ( Read more... )

A beautiful poem called "Language Acquisition," written by Marie Ponsot, who struggles with her own language after having a stroke ( Read more... )

If you're gonna burn, let it be from the sun ( Read more... )

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What are the lyrics in the chorus? I hear things about wrestling kisses, donuts and arms dropping dreams. In the end I made my own version. It isn't appropriate, I'm proud to say! My lyrics actually go with the title ( Read more... )

This poem spotlights how confusing english spelling and pronunciation can be.
Heer, hier, here, hir...