Texting Part 9
Title: Texting Part 9
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None that I can think of
Summary: Just random texts between Kurt and Puck
A/N: Two seperate things in one post!
Do you like my pretty master list??
Kurt Puck
I’m going crazy!
Why now?
Your concern makes me feel so much better
I’m sorry. How about, OMG! Are you okay? What’s wrong baby? Did something happen? Do I need to smack a bitch?
First, you aren’t funny and two, smack a bitch?
I beg to differ, I’m really funny and yes, smack a bitch. You have a problem with that?
Right… next time I see you, will you please say that?
Not in public
Fine, we can find an abandoned classroom and I’ll torture you until you say it.
I hate to inform you Noah but your torture methods have grown boring and I can easily ignore them
…
Just stating the facts.
…
Are you really throwing a fit?
I’m standing outside your classroom, then we’ll find a classroom and we’ll put your theory to the test!
Fine, it’s on
~~~---~~~
Can still taste you on my tongue
Good
Yeah, except it totally doesn’t help when I’m in class and all I can focus on is how you taste
Wait, is Noah Puckerman complaining about being hard in class? Is this the same Noah Puckerman that wanted me to send him sexts DURING CLASS?
Shut it
Fine, but if it helps, I can still feel you in me.
You aren’t helping
Can’t stop thinking about how much I love that feeling.
Kurt
God Noah, I’m so glad I have a free period right now so I can think about how I loved you bending me over that desk. I think I have an indent from it
Not cool
It goes so well with the bruises on my hips where you grasped a little to hard.
Stupid teacher is ignoring me, won’t let me leave
I love running my fingers over those bruises. When I do that I can almost feel your fingers there too
I’m going to go mad
I like it best when you lose control. When you mark me all over, making sure everyone knows that I belong to you.
I’m going to kill you
You know what I like best though?
No
Your fingers in me
Fuck you
I really wish you would
And thank you teacher, I’m now going to find my boyfriend and make him pay for being him
You were the one who was begging me to do this
Yeah, but not while I’m in class
Oh, so when I’M in class?
Exactly
Right, so, you’re out of class, shame you don’t know where I am
Don’t care.
Oh?
Can find a random Cheerio or something
…
Hey, you started it
Boy’s bathroom, by the science classrooms
You are SO mine!
And that’s just the way I like it
~~~---~~~
XP
XD
:D
:)
=)
That one looks evil
Slightly
Anyways, >=)
Now it’s really evil. <(^_^)>
Yeah it is and you’re welcoming the evil smilie with a hug?
I couldn’t think of anything else.
Oh, that works I guess
It’s your turn
Right. <(
What is it?
The Eiffel Tower
Oh, I kinda see it now. That’s creative
I try. And your turn
=(
=’(
Evil crying face, nice
Yeah, I thought so.
={}
Evil yelling face is evil
How do you make a kissy face?
I don’t know. I thought the smilies were your forte
:E It has fangs
Gonna bite me?
Only if you want me too
Always ;)
:P Today is a very lazy day
I agree. Why aren’t we spending today together again?
We agreed to spend today with our respective groups of friends
Why?
Because they said we were too coupley or something like that
Right, well, I’m not meeting Matt, Mike, and Finn for another two hours
Mercedes, Tina, and Rachel are coming over in an hour
Can I come hang out with you for that hour?
Of course
K, I’m on my way.
One of my favorite sentences from you
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None that I can think of
Summary: Just random texts between Kurt and Puck
A/N: Two seperate things in one post!
Do you like my pretty master list??
Kurt Puck
I’m going crazy!
Why now?
Your concern makes me feel so much better
I’m sorry. How about, OMG! Are you okay? What’s wrong baby? Did something happen? Do I need to smack a bitch?
First, you aren’t funny and two, smack a bitch?
I beg to differ, I’m really funny and yes, smack a bitch. You have a problem with that?
Right… next time I see you, will you please say that?
Not in public
Fine, we can find an abandoned classroom and I’ll torture you until you say it.
I hate to inform you Noah but your torture methods have grown boring and I can easily ignore them
…
Just stating the facts.
…
Are you really throwing a fit?
I’m standing outside your classroom, then we’ll find a classroom and we’ll put your theory to the test!
Fine, it’s on
~~~---~~~
Can still taste you on my tongue
Good
Yeah, except it totally doesn’t help when I’m in class and all I can focus on is how you taste
Wait, is Noah Puckerman complaining about being hard in class? Is this the same Noah Puckerman that wanted me to send him sexts DURING CLASS?
Shut it
Fine, but if it helps, I can still feel you in me.
You aren’t helping
Can’t stop thinking about how much I love that feeling.
Kurt
God Noah, I’m so glad I have a free period right now so I can think about how I loved you bending me over that desk. I think I have an indent from it
Not cool
It goes so well with the bruises on my hips where you grasped a little to hard.
Stupid teacher is ignoring me, won’t let me leave
I love running my fingers over those bruises. When I do that I can almost feel your fingers there too
I’m going to go mad
I like it best when you lose control. When you mark me all over, making sure everyone knows that I belong to you.
I’m going to kill you
You know what I like best though?
No
Your fingers in me
Fuck you
I really wish you would
And thank you teacher, I’m now going to find my boyfriend and make him pay for being him
You were the one who was begging me to do this
Yeah, but not while I’m in class
Oh, so when I’M in class?
Exactly
Right, so, you’re out of class, shame you don’t know where I am
Don’t care.
Oh?
Can find a random Cheerio or something
…
Hey, you started it
Boy’s bathroom, by the science classrooms
You are SO mine!
And that’s just the way I like it
~~~---~~~
XP
XD
:D
:)
=)
That one looks evil
Slightly
Anyways, >=)
Now it’s really evil. <(^_^)>
Yeah it is and you’re welcoming the evil smilie with a hug?
I couldn’t think of anything else.
Oh, that works I guess
It’s your turn
Right. <(
What is it?
The Eiffel Tower
Oh, I kinda see it now. That’s creative
I try. And your turn
=(
=’(
Evil crying face, nice
Yeah, I thought so.
={}
Evil yelling face is evil
How do you make a kissy face?
I don’t know. I thought the smilies were your forte
:E It has fangs
Gonna bite me?
Only if you want me too
Always ;)
:P Today is a very lazy day
I agree. Why aren’t we spending today together again?
We agreed to spend today with our respective groups of friends
Why?
Because they said we were too coupley or something like that
Right, well, I’m not meeting Matt, Mike, and Finn for another two hours
Mercedes, Tina, and Rachel are coming over in an hour
Can I come hang out with you for that hour?
Of course
K, I’m on my way.
One of my favorite sentences from you