dear chasxkinbote

[mellawyrden]

you should subscribe to overheard in NY! There are great things sometimes. I can show you how to do this the next time I see you, if you're interested! If you subscribe, you'll be reading things like this in your friends journals nearly every day...

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004868.html

Hobo: Hey baby, will you marry me? Wanna get married?
Girl: No thanks.
Hobo: Will if you won't marry me, will you at least go on a date?
Girl: I guess I'd be paying.

--Astor Place

and:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004863.html

Crazy guy: Can I taste some of your saliva?
Teen girl: What he just say?
Teen boy: He wanted to taste my salami?
Teen girl: Ha, ha. Say yeah.
Teen boy: Yeah!

--7th Street & 3rd Avenue