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My LiveJournal Sitcommelissamercury And chicken (CBS, 10:30): melissamercury (Charlize Theron) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but twapa (Judd Nelson) eats them all. The week after, drdoppler (Sean Connery) accidentally scratches jimpleiades (Ian Holm)'s favorite pain-killer tablets. That weekend, dark__night (Anthony Stewart Head) cheats on a test, and keeta (Marilyn Monroe) finds out. In the next town over, zarephathcs (Angelina Jolie) and biggabam (Pamela Anderson Lee) don't believe in Marxism. Upstairs, queenfreaks (Joshua Jackson) discovers that captainamelia (Gary Oldman) is taking pacifism lessons. TV-PG.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)