Storm's Suggestions for Internet Communication
Sometimes Storm need break from her hard life. Chasing birdies and eating treets can take lot out of kitteh. That why Storm surf internet to relax.
Storm see all kinds of strange things on internetz, and if Storm learn from posting on internetz, it that writing hard and reading even harder and maybe no matter how gud u write, other people going to see what they want to see and forgetz what u meant, so Storm haz idea.
Maybe before hitting "post" button, u could send stuff ur going to post to a friend with subject line "Does this make me look like I haz teh crazy?" And maybe if they say "Yes, posting that make you look crazy," u can count to ten before answering MAYBE U HAZ TEH CRAZY! MAYBE UR BRAIN ALL MESSED UP. U EVER THINKZ OF THAT????
And after you countz to ten, maybe you re-think hitting "post" button. Maybe you take nice bath instead.
Maybe counting hard, too. Storm teach u: One, two, many, lots, eleven, twenty-three, seven, five...
Maybe ten too high. Maybe you should countz to B instead.
A, C, LMNOP, Q,...
Maybe B too high, too.
Maybe u could just sleep on it. That what Storm does when Storm haz hard problem. Then you wakez up all rested and say "O I feel better. Glad I not post that crazy stuff on my blog."
That be nice, right?
Storm see all kinds of strange things on internetz, and if Storm learn from posting on internetz, it that writing hard and reading even harder and maybe no matter how gud u write, other people going to see what they want to see and forgetz what u meant, so Storm haz idea.
Maybe before hitting "post" button, u could send stuff ur going to post to a friend with subject line "Does this make me look like I haz teh crazy?" And maybe if they say "Yes, posting that make you look crazy," u can count to ten before answering MAYBE U HAZ TEH CRAZY! MAYBE UR BRAIN ALL MESSED UP. U EVER THINKZ OF THAT????
And after you countz to ten, maybe you re-think hitting "post" button. Maybe you take nice bath instead.
Maybe counting hard, too. Storm teach u: One, two, many, lots, eleven, twenty-three, seven, five...
Maybe ten too high. Maybe you should countz to B instead.
A, C, LMNOP, Q,...
Maybe B too high, too.
Maybe u could just sleep on it. That what Storm does when Storm haz hard problem. Then you wakez up all rested and say "O I feel better. Glad I not post that crazy stuff on my blog."
That be nice, right?