On my 2005 Yuletide story,
Qui Tacet Consentit:
"From: Andrew Garth
"A bright imagination... but sadly wasted in the morbid and completely superfluous details of an homosexual encounter. Probably written by an homosexual, and aimed at homosexuals as well. Disgusting!"
Wow, I have both a bright imagination and I'm disgusting! Go me! Though I take issue with "morbid." Selfish and somewhat heartless, sure. Morbid? Hrmph.
He left his email address, but I'm not in the mood for troll-feeding today.