Apr 19, 2005 04:52
Things in my head of silly thoughts that I would like to giggle about while the meteor showers the size of Delaware slam into Earth.
1.George W. Bush becomes the new Pope after spending his political "capital" to be pontif.
2.The actual dude that was supposed to be Pope ends up as the no.1 draft pick for the NFL.
3.Ashton Kutcher storms into the Michael Jackson trial telling him hes been Punk`d.
4.The Atkins diet was actually supposed to be made of people.
5.Carl Weathers becomes govenor of Rhode Island being the last lead dude from the movie Predator take govenors office.
6.Bernie Mac smacks French goverment officials around like in the movie Head of State until they admit they are irrelevant in U.N. decisions.
7.Donald Rumsfeld replaces the White House with a gigantic replica of the tower of Mordor with the blazing eye of Sauron.
8.Focus on the family comes out of the closet but still hate Spongebob.
9.NHL hockey forced to use illegal south of the border immigrants as players to start the new season.
10.Bacon flavored coffee.
Carry on......