this is what happens when i cannot have my dreamed OJT
Group: EXO, OT12
Genre: crack, drabble, humor
Description: in which all exo are excited to have their first ever on-the-job-training but was disappointed at the job given to them; college!au
Zitao was eager, Sehun was chilling, and Jongin was… being Jongin.
The rest were all preparing for their requirements for endorsements. Certificates, medical results, and curriculum vitae were all ready and gathered for the next day.
“I am so sorry but you are not going to have your OJT.” The dean announced once they were inside the ‘mini hotel’ which serves as the dean’s office of their department.
Jaw-dropped, astounded, speechless, annoyance, those are all the emotions everyone in EXO felt that day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY.
THEY MEAN HOW-
“Three of you are underage.“ he continued. “Right, babies?” he nodded at the three maknaes in which they either roll their eyes or glare.
The others waited. “Some of you were incapable.” He gestured towards the other members namely Chanyeol who, from his perception, is dumb. Because who wouldn’t think that way when he is smiling at this kind of situation. Baekhyun had to nudge his side to make his face show a disapproving expression. Next one was Yixing, who looked like he doesn’t know what on earth is happening around or just spacing out. The other one was Kyungsoo who had his eyes wide open and is creeping the dean out.
“That makes them three also.” He coughed.
The rest, who were unnamed, waited anxiously. “And you…” he referred to the unnamed ones. “Well, you are not ready.”
BOOM!
“What- Why- How are we not ready dean?” Kris appealed in behalf of them.
“From your requirements, I see that many of them are lacking. Some are not the right ones and all of them, especially the curriculum vitae is badly written.” He said.
They gave him a look of disbelief. Has this dean gone nuts?!
“And oh.” He turned before he went inside his main office. “You’re 2x2 looks bad. It needs revision.”
CRASH.
That was the sound of their pride crashing. How dare he call them ugly indirectly. Their faces? Needs revision? Oh please!
They went back home, surprisingly they live together for a reason in which they don’t want to leave each other, dejected.
Two weeks had passed when they received a text message.
They are already getting used of staying at home, living their lives to the fullest, staying up till morning, waking up late, and slacking. Well, those are the maknaes.
The others are practicing their skills, especially Kyungsoo who was accused of being ‘incapable’, by cooking furiously.
“Guys we are summoned to be at school first thing in the morning.” Suho informed them, even though he knows no one was listening.
And so the next day, all were ushered out the house and they lazily walked to school. Feeling burdened of being called which they thought it would be another useless announcement for them.
On their way, they meet their schoolmates who finally start their OJT and they asked how they do and they reply a nod, probably they’re in hurry. But in all honesty, they are tired and want to quit their life.
“Morning dean.” They greeted, half-heartedly.
“Hmm.. Morning, anyways the reason why I call you here is that I have something for you.” He said, hoping to get reactions from EXO but received none.
He sighed.
“You all will be working.”
There were cheering.
“Here at school.”
Cheering died.
“WHAT!”
“Damn how to put this on!” Kris raised his head and tried fixing his neck tie.
“Let me, ge.” Yixing came to help and Kris let him be.
“Goodluck being the receptionist Kris.” Xiumin passed by patting his shoulders.
That time, Yixing was done and he was now fixing his apron. Kris gruntled. “You don’t have to remind me.”
“Can you tell me what you have to say infront of the people?” Suho teased, he was fixing his bow tie.
“That… You remind me what was it?” He sighed in defeat.
“Yixing! Where are the eggs?” Kyungsoo called out.
“Huh? Eggs? Did you tell me to fetch the eggs?” he said looking up at Kyungsoo with his trademark blank face and then scratches his head. “I thought I was told to go the mini bar and fetch the salt.”
“I don’t have any business with the salt!” Kyungsoo yelled in frustration.
Two snickers broke his momentum. When he turned, he spotted Baekhyun and Chen poking the sausages.
“Hey what are you trying to do and not cooking?” he asked with his hands on his hips to show that he’s mad.
Baekhyun look up grinning. “Aren’t these sausages looking weird and familiar at the same time to you Kyungsoo?”
Kyungsoo shot him a confused look. Yixing came with a bowl of eggs and carefully put it on the table, staring at it.
Chen made something which Kyungsoo wanted to throw knife at him. “Chen that is not a play thing!” he shrieked.
Well, obviously, the thought that sausages looks like dicks and dildos. WHAT THE FUCK.
“Come on Chen-ah. Let’s cook them and make them look hot.” Baekhyun said grinning like an idiot.
Suho peeked inside the kitchen to check and saw the people inside. He looks at his list and then nodded as he sees the names supposed to be inside the area.
KITCHEN staffs: Kyungsoo, Yixing, Baekhyun, Chen. Kai, Sehun. And Tao.
“Are you okay there?” he asked and he heard no response in which he doesn’t mind.
He went back to the mini bar and checked his list.
SERVERS: Xiumin, Chanyeol, Suho, Luhan.
RECEPTIONIST: Kris
He nodded; staring down at his list then proceeded inside.
A sweating Luhan walked in. “Two plates here please!” he shouted.
Baekhyun ran towards the steamer in which the rice was put to avoid them cooling down and Chen placed two plates which sunny-side up eggs and sausages in.
On the background, you could hear protests, complains and a series of banging and clanking. The maknaes showing their dedication towards their assigned position.
Being a steward, is not funny. They got to do the cleaning and washing of all the things used inside the kitchen and out there in the mini bar.
“That’s not the way on how to break a sauce pan Sehun.” Kyungsoo stopped by to drop some trays he used from cooking eggs.
“Psh. Hyung I don’t like this job.” He mumbled while scrubbing the rice sticking on the pan’s wall helplessly.
“Whatever. When you’re done, put it on the table back there so that we can help you putting them back in the storage room.” he finished and then walked right next to Yixing who was busy counting the empty shells of eggs.
“Good morning, Ma’am.” Kris smiled and when the lady did not responded, he was close to pulling out the lady’s hair.
How disrespectful living creature!
He looked up towards another man in line and greeted. To his surprised, the man winked. Kris, who was supposed to be polite, nodded and gestured the man inside. While disappearing, he shuddered and he swears is that man comes back again, he would kill him.
He sighed and gave the line a glance and even sigh more and deeply realizing that the line is growing longer.
Why do these people have to eat breakfast and school and not at home. Tch.
“Would you like a coffee or hot chocolate?” Chanyeol flashed a toothy grin. The student on the table looked up, startled and somewhat terrified. He just chose coffee when in all honesty he doesn’t drink, he’s just afraid of Chanyeol’s ‘Chuckie smile’.
Luhan patted Xiumin’s shoulders and swiftly made his way towards the student’s who just came in. They were girls, as expected they swoon at Luhan.
“Hey pretty.” One girl said, looking up at him flirtatiously.
He responded a small smile and then asked them the drink they wanted.
“What if we choose you?” the girl on his right answered and the rest giggled.
Luhan can’t help but scratch the back of his neck from embarrassment.
Suho came by towards another table. It’s pretty busy here in the mini bar considering they have to cater many students who comes in to eat but the kitchen needed more staffs than they do.
“May I dish out?” he politely asked and gave the girls on the table his angelic smile.
Suho swear he heard them swooned, if it has a sound.
“Can you dish me out also?” a small voice asked back and all Suho did was smile back and pulls out the dishes away.
Xiumin bent down to place the plate and accidentally knock it off when a hand pinches his cheeks.
“Omo. Squishyyyy.” The girl squealed.
He then receives a lot of pinches before he managed to escape the murderous hands. He came in the dish out area with red face not from blush but from pinches.
“I’d like to switch with somebody from the kitchen staff.” He mumbled.
Finally the free breakfast came to a halt and the line vanished much to Kris’ delightfulness, empty mini bar to the server’s gratefulness and a clean kitchen to Kyungsoo’s tiredness. Damn the others didn’t even help him.
Only one place remains, and that’s where the complaining trio were. Washing area, as stewards.
“How I wish I can throw these plates away. Why do they have to be ceramic? It’s so heavy!” Kai grumbled and soaped the plate.
“How I wish they would have their stomachs bloated.” Sehun came next.
Tao inserted, “Who? The mugs?”
“The people who didn’t even bother drinking the coffee and hot chocolate. What a waste.”
“If only we could drink them.” Tao pitied the hot chocolate Sehun poured on the lavatory.
“And then you’ll get sick.” Kai replied which earned a scowl from Tao.
“Someone out there who has an angelic heart, please carry these things to the stock room!” Tao screamed to no one as the kitchen was emptied, except for them three.
After a while, two AW’s came in, Baekhyun and Chen under Kyungsoo’s hold. He had found them in the comfort room playing with their phones and he had to smack their heads together, pinch their ears and drag them inside.
“I heard you and these two will do the job. Once you’re done washing, get out and leave them.” Kyungsoo instructed seriously and Kai raises a thumbs up at him.
Sehun sticks his tongue out at the two. “Yah! I’m your hyung!” Baekhyun yelled and Sehun ignored.
“Good job, students.“ the dean smiled widely at the exhausted boys.
“Yea, yea please get this over with dean I wanna go to sleep.” Sehun forgot his manners, told the dean.
The dean was in high spirits so he ignored Sehun’s disrespect towars him and continued. “I’m afraid this early breakfast event will become a club and when it becomes a club you guys might be regulars and you already know what that means.”
They groaned, the others collapsed in exhaustion and the hope of everything to be a dream, others just fainted.
Because hell yea, if they’re going to be regulars, that means doing it all for the next two years of their university life.
GRADUATION SAVE OUR LIVES!
-end, 140102