New Year drabble
WARNING: unedited
Happy New Year
Everyone gathered, because it’s New Year.
“We should gather and you know, palihi pod because New Year and we needed to be together para naman together tayo the whole year.” Says Lolo Joonma.
Nag-WOOOOO at BOOOOO ang lahat sabay tawa. They really loved to tease Joonma, and as disrespectful they may sound, they’re having fun. I mean WE. Coughscoughs.
So that was it, nagkanya-kanya na ug buhatunon ang mga guises. I mean, ang mga people inside Joonma’s house.
When there’s celebration, nangunguna ang decorations. Since si Mrs Kimberleh (I like spelling it that way ok no contradicks I will let you suck it :P) ay nurse wala siyang kwenta. Di joke, decoration nga diba. So yea, chansing-chansing gamay with Jongen kay patong man daw si Kimberleh sa stool (dili tae, chair na siya.) unya out of balance kunuhay arun kuptan ni Jongen sa hips or waist or even lower or ON THE SPOT basta chanseng na. HAHAHA. (peace! Yolo! Ana bitaw ko dili ni fluff. Idk how.)
Other member of the decoration team (wait how many teams are there?) is Alexa and Chanyur. Of course Chanyur is so useful because of his height. Coughs. Sayang no chanseng moments with Alexa unlike the KemKai couple out there na kulang na lang mag-make out. OIST RATED! BAWAL YAN! PAGPAG.
So here, these (or this? Ano ba?) couple (I tell you, medicine related pud course ni Alexa my dear) are assign for the decorations hanging on the ceiling or on the wall. Constantly bangga-bangga because Alexa would happen to be close to the wall reaching for something and Chanyur behind her. EYST ALAMS NA. I bet you, I like this way of their chanseng moments. MEHEHE. Let’s leave them, I’m done with them baka san pa aabot tong imagination ko sa dalawang to.
Another member! HAHAHA. Uhm.. Ah okay, Mylene. (Kinsay pares ani niya? Shemay ako na lang anak, ana man siya ganahan daw siyang Xiumin e di gorabells.)
Ay dah, kani si Mylene may hidden desire kay Chanyur but Alexa is having her moment with him so Mylene tuon her pansin to my (AHEM POSSESSIVE NOUN LMAO) baobei. HUHU. Let’s make these couple sweet and innocent since I cannot imagine my Xiubobot to be sexyyyyyyyy.
Casually brushing each other’s hands while picking out on the garlands tangled inside the box before accidentally (pwede ring tinuyuan unsay English ana) reaching it to either KemKai or ChanExa couple. Hayst. Boring ilang duha.
MOVING ON. (By the way, CAMERA man daw ni maong nay narration nga bisaya. Ok whatever.)
Let’s go to the cooking station! Yehet! Kainan.
Okay so first, we see these couple na medjo pihikan sa kakainin. Like they hated anything that is green. Well for the girl because Cathyrhyn doesn’t like vegetables! I don’t know with Sehun. Sabay sabay ra ning Cath.
These couple are in charge for baking. Sehun holding the mixing bowl in between his arms and stomach, tilting it sidewards and rotating the spatula with the other hand while concentrating on what he’s doing. Cath would occasionally check on him to see if he is doing it right or no. Nothing cheesy is happening yet because they’re making sweets and it’s enough for them to feel sweet towards each other.
Cath would sneak some fruits and toss it to Sehun who willingly opens his mouth but ended up fail because Cath would eat it herself. For short, naghinangol si Cahtyrhyn. HAHAHA.
On the other side naman, is Yesheng and Jesheka. Yesh. Thish couple ish the one incharge for cooking. Since inchik si Yesheng, he cooks Chinese delicacies.
AYeeee. Their chanseng is quiet the unique one kasi Yesheng sometimes would point the knife to Jessica kasi naman si Jess poke poke ng kilid ni Yesheng. Etong si Yesheng kasi, gilkanon. Tapos may patayhop-tayhop pa si Jess sa liog ni Yesheng. Usahay manglupad ang hiniwang lamas or kundi matudlo niya ang kutsilyo ni Jess or worst mabuhian niya landing sa ilahang Cath and Sehun. BOOM! Gubot sa kitchen.
So mogawas na ta didto bag-o pa ta mapatay. Nganong gawas man? Well, this is still part of the cooking station. I said cooking diba, not kitchen. HAHa. So nay nagluto diri. Tag-ana. LOL.
Baekhyun is doing the barbecue. He is not alone, of course there’s the barbekyuhanan, baboy, paypay, baga and the kayo. LOLS. Pathrill pa ni’s MM. Oi, chocolate kasama ni Baeks! JOKE. WAG TUMAWA. BAWAL YAN. PAGPAG!
So here, Baekhyun tried chanseng chanseng to MM. Like, nakita niya kasi sina Sehun at Yesheng sa window by the way kaya naman super jelly siya. After brushing the baboys with the mantika plus ketchup (in-ana amo sauce lami siya! Suwaye!) he would poke MM and when she turn he would aim the brush and he would receive a punch because HELLO?! Init ang brush I swear ikaw kaya pahiran BOANG SI BAEKHYUN THAT’S ALL. Baekhyun would earn something like, “Patapot ko nang baga sa imo nawng run. Pahiri kog suway. Awa ka lang jud.” OKAY. Monthly visit siguro ni MM.
Let’s go away. HB sa labas balik sa loob. And here natagpuan natin ang dalawang couple na tahimik lang. Gumagawa ng salad, giggling every minute. Ngano kaha ni silang duha.
Joonmyun and Eula are the ones making the salad. They did variations, vegetable salad (bec Jess likes it idk with the rest if they do too, as well as Yesheng organic man daw ni siya.) macaroni salad (di mokaon ug fruit salad si MM, iya tiyan foreigner, ignoranteg prutas.) fruit salad (bet you all mokaon mo ani, except MM.) and chicken salad (wala lang, arun daghan gastu ba, Joonma bitaw nagpalit way kas kwarta.)
First they did the chicken salad, I don’t know how they were able to make it but sure enough the chicken looks so poor. Because they made fun of it. Mamurot ilang tiyan ig kaon awa lang na sila. Luoy tas manok.
Joonmyun would insist that Eula should do the halu-halo with bare hands while Joonmyun would join in and instead of halu-halo the ingredients in the bowl, nagdakop-dakop na sila’s ilang mga kamot. TIMANG. And in order for Joonmyun to win, he would tickle Eula and the later would giggle while bending down pressing her back to Joonmyun and Joonmyun would close his eyes because yes, FEEL NIYA ANG NARARAMDAMAN SA IBABA NIYA. LIKE HELL YEA, MAINIT SIYA. OHGAD. ITS THROBBING, IT HURTS HE WANNA GET OUT.
Napaso lang naman pwet niya sa kaldero sa luyo, kasi nagluto silang macaroni kaya pag-press ni Eula sa kanya ni Joonmyun, napush at BAM! Luto ang pwet ni joonma. JOKE. Buhay pa naman, napa-yelp lang naman siya pushing back Eula and Eula thought he was being naughty because pushing her back on the table like they’re banging. LOLS. Bet kong i-rated ang couple nato next to KemKai.
STAHP! Enough for the live show punta tayo sa last couple.
Maknae siya…. At age and at face.
Meet Luhan and Prexy.
They are in charge of… the program. HAHA. Cute. Because they are bickering with each other’s ideas. Kung uunhain ba ang kain or exchange gifts. And Prexy would insist they didn’t bought gifts, all of them because it’s planned JUST NOW. Luhan would protest and write EATING instead and they said how would they play games when they’re busog. So in the end, nabali ang crayola. AGUY.
So there, nabali ang crayola ni Prexy, she pouted and looked sadly at the broken crayon and then Luhan grab her hands, intertwined it with his and together they hold Luhan’s crayon and starts scribbling and since they are bickering with their ideas, it came out nothing. WEEEE!
THE. END.
oist hahaha na-enjoy mo? LOLS. sorry kaayo ha kabuang ra jud sulod sa ako utok. told ya this is not fluff. hit me. kill me. omgeeee.
bitaw naa pa ni sumpay, mas tarung-tarong. kalog lang jud ko karun maong in-ani. teaser pa ni siya. pero madugay jud so wait mo ha?
Happy New Year
Everyone gathered, because it’s New Year.
“We should gather and you know, palihi pod because New Year and we needed to be together para naman together tayo the whole year.” Says Lolo Joonma.
Nag-WOOOOO at BOOOOO ang lahat sabay tawa. They really loved to tease Joonma, and as disrespectful they may sound, they’re having fun. I mean WE. Coughscoughs.
So that was it, nagkanya-kanya na ug buhatunon ang mga guises. I mean, ang mga people inside Joonma’s house.
When there’s celebration, nangunguna ang decorations. Since si Mrs Kimberleh (I like spelling it that way ok no contradicks I will let you suck it :P) ay nurse wala siyang kwenta. Di joke, decoration nga diba. So yea, chansing-chansing gamay with Jongen kay patong man daw si Kimberleh sa stool (dili tae, chair na siya.) unya out of balance kunuhay arun kuptan ni Jongen sa hips or waist or even lower or ON THE SPOT basta chanseng na. HAHAHA. (peace! Yolo! Ana bitaw ko dili ni fluff. Idk how.)
Other member of the decoration team (wait how many teams are there?) is Alexa and Chanyur. Of course Chanyur is so useful because of his height. Coughs. Sayang no chanseng moments with Alexa unlike the KemKai couple out there na kulang na lang mag-make out. OIST RATED! BAWAL YAN! PAGPAG.
So here, these (or this? Ano ba?) couple (I tell you, medicine related pud course ni Alexa my dear) are assign for the decorations hanging on the ceiling or on the wall. Constantly bangga-bangga because Alexa would happen to be close to the wall reaching for something and Chanyur behind her. EYST ALAMS NA. I bet you, I like this way of their chanseng moments. MEHEHE. Let’s leave them, I’m done with them baka san pa aabot tong imagination ko sa dalawang to.
Another member! HAHAHA. Uhm.. Ah okay, Mylene. (Kinsay pares ani niya? Shemay ako na lang anak, ana man siya ganahan daw siyang Xiumin e di gorabells.)
Ay dah, kani si Mylene may hidden desire kay Chanyur but Alexa is having her moment with him so Mylene tuon her pansin to my (AHEM POSSESSIVE NOUN LMAO) baobei. HUHU. Let’s make these couple sweet and innocent since I cannot imagine my Xiubobot to be sexyyyyyyyy.
Casually brushing each other’s hands while picking out on the garlands tangled inside the box before accidentally (pwede ring tinuyuan unsay English ana) reaching it to either KemKai or ChanExa couple. Hayst. Boring ilang duha.
MOVING ON. (By the way, CAMERA man daw ni maong nay narration nga bisaya. Ok whatever.)
Let’s go to the cooking station! Yehet! Kainan.
Okay so first, we see these couple na medjo pihikan sa kakainin. Like they hated anything that is green. Well for the girl because Cathyrhyn doesn’t like vegetables! I don’t know with Sehun. Sabay sabay ra ning Cath.
These couple are in charge for baking. Sehun holding the mixing bowl in between his arms and stomach, tilting it sidewards and rotating the spatula with the other hand while concentrating on what he’s doing. Cath would occasionally check on him to see if he is doing it right or no. Nothing cheesy is happening yet because they’re making sweets and it’s enough for them to feel sweet towards each other.
Cath would sneak some fruits and toss it to Sehun who willingly opens his mouth but ended up fail because Cath would eat it herself. For short, naghinangol si Cahtyrhyn. HAHAHA.
On the other side naman, is Yesheng and Jesheka. Yesh. Thish couple ish the one incharge for cooking. Since inchik si Yesheng, he cooks Chinese delicacies.
AYeeee. Their chanseng is quiet the unique one kasi Yesheng sometimes would point the knife to Jessica kasi naman si Jess poke poke ng kilid ni Yesheng. Etong si Yesheng kasi, gilkanon. Tapos may patayhop-tayhop pa si Jess sa liog ni Yesheng. Usahay manglupad ang hiniwang lamas or kundi matudlo niya ang kutsilyo ni Jess or worst mabuhian niya landing sa ilahang Cath and Sehun. BOOM! Gubot sa kitchen.
So mogawas na ta didto bag-o pa ta mapatay. Nganong gawas man? Well, this is still part of the cooking station. I said cooking diba, not kitchen. HAHa. So nay nagluto diri. Tag-ana. LOL.
Baekhyun is doing the barbecue. He is not alone, of course there’s the barbekyuhanan, baboy, paypay, baga and the kayo. LOLS. Pathrill pa ni’s MM. Oi, chocolate kasama ni Baeks! JOKE. WAG TUMAWA. BAWAL YAN. PAGPAG!
So here, Baekhyun tried chanseng chanseng to MM. Like, nakita niya kasi sina Sehun at Yesheng sa window by the way kaya naman super jelly siya. After brushing the baboys with the mantika plus ketchup (in-ana amo sauce lami siya! Suwaye!) he would poke MM and when she turn he would aim the brush and he would receive a punch because HELLO?! Init ang brush I swear ikaw kaya pahiran BOANG SI BAEKHYUN THAT’S ALL. Baekhyun would earn something like, “Patapot ko nang baga sa imo nawng run. Pahiri kog suway. Awa ka lang jud.” OKAY. Monthly visit siguro ni MM.
Let’s go away. HB sa labas balik sa loob. And here natagpuan natin ang dalawang couple na tahimik lang. Gumagawa ng salad, giggling every minute. Ngano kaha ni silang duha.
Joonmyun and Eula are the ones making the salad. They did variations, vegetable salad (bec Jess likes it idk with the rest if they do too, as well as Yesheng organic man daw ni siya.) macaroni salad (di mokaon ug fruit salad si MM, iya tiyan foreigner, ignoranteg prutas.) fruit salad (bet you all mokaon mo ani, except MM.) and chicken salad (wala lang, arun daghan gastu ba, Joonma bitaw nagpalit way kas kwarta.)
First they did the chicken salad, I don’t know how they were able to make it but sure enough the chicken looks so poor. Because they made fun of it. Mamurot ilang tiyan ig kaon awa lang na sila. Luoy tas manok.
Joonmyun would insist that Eula should do the halu-halo with bare hands while Joonmyun would join in and instead of halu-halo the ingredients in the bowl, nagdakop-dakop na sila’s ilang mga kamot. TIMANG. And in order for Joonmyun to win, he would tickle Eula and the later would giggle while bending down pressing her back to Joonmyun and Joonmyun would close his eyes because yes, FEEL NIYA ANG NARARAMDAMAN SA IBABA NIYA. LIKE HELL YEA, MAINIT SIYA. OHGAD. ITS THROBBING, IT HURTS HE WANNA GET OUT.
Napaso lang naman pwet niya sa kaldero sa luyo, kasi nagluto silang macaroni kaya pag-press ni Eula sa kanya ni Joonmyun, napush at BAM! Luto ang pwet ni joonma. JOKE. Buhay pa naman, napa-yelp lang naman siya pushing back Eula and Eula thought he was being naughty because pushing her back on the table like they’re banging. LOLS. Bet kong i-rated ang couple nato next to KemKai.
STAHP! Enough for the live show punta tayo sa last couple.
Maknae siya…. At age and at face.
Meet Luhan and Prexy.
They are in charge of… the program. HAHA. Cute. Because they are bickering with each other’s ideas. Kung uunhain ba ang kain or exchange gifts. And Prexy would insist they didn’t bought gifts, all of them because it’s planned JUST NOW. Luhan would protest and write EATING instead and they said how would they play games when they’re busog. So in the end, nabali ang crayola. AGUY.
So there, nabali ang crayola ni Prexy, she pouted and looked sadly at the broken crayon and then Luhan grab her hands, intertwined it with his and together they hold Luhan’s crayon and starts scribbling and since they are bickering with their ideas, it came out nothing. WEEEE!
THE. END.
oist hahaha na-enjoy mo? LOLS. sorry kaayo ha kabuang ra jud sulod sa ako utok. told ya this is not fluff. hit me. kill me. omgeeee.
bitaw naa pa ni sumpay, mas tarung-tarong. kalog lang jud ko karun maong in-ani. teaser pa ni siya. pero madugay jud so wait mo ha?