Zombie Stimulus Package
Obama has nothin' on Mark Henry, author of Happy Hour of the Damned and Road Trip of the Living Dead (soon to be released!!). So stop on by, take a gander, and enter to win one of the BIGGEST contests I've seen!! It's an AMAZING prize package!!
Just stop by Mark's Official Website for the details. But here are a few teasers...
First: Dinner and a movie!
You and your lovely date/sexual target can dine at a restaurant of your choice as long as it’s either (Cold Stone Creamery, McDonalds, Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Chili’s/On the Border/Maggianos, Damon’s, Uno Chicago Grill, Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Baja Fresh, Cracker Barrel, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, or California Pizza Kitchen) and doesn’t go over the $50 Amanda’s willing to load on the card (I told you Amanda’s going through hard times). You’ll also be on your way to see some fine cinema magic (at a Regal or AMC). A prize package totalling an ungodly $75! She might even be persuaded to throw in a signed Happy Hour, or a pair of her panties, in case you don’t get lucky (Or Ricardo’s for all you ladies out there).
Second Prize: Coffee and the Gas to Get There!
That’s right, fuel up times two! You could win a Starbucks gift card and a gas card, too (as long as it’s a station that Amanda can get to around here, Chevron, 76, Texaco, Shell, you know, big name ones). This prize package is worth a whopping $25 and ought to get you within bite radius of a few zombies, so…I mean, good times.
Third Prize: Books, Books, Books!!!
Amanda knows you people love your “urban fantasy,” so she’s unleashed her ghost writer on some of his peeps to gather up a basket, at last count there were 10 books in there. Some signed some not. Authors like Michele Bardsley, Dakota Cassidy and Jaye Wells are throwing in some of their own books and some of their favorites as well and no, obviously this won’t get you out of the house, but you could promise to read them in a shady park, or under an overpass where you might be more readily accessible. That’s…if you were a thoughtful person.
Now…
What might it take to get in on this fantastically stimulating contest?
Simply, preorder a copy of Road Trip of the Living Dead, from an online retailer (like Mysterious Galaxy, Powell’s, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Borders) or your local store (though that will require an additional step cuz you’ll have to scan) and forward the receipt to Amanda…
zombiestimulus@markhenry.us
I’ll announce the winners on February 24th. For the rest of you, that’s when you should start seeing books hitting store shelves, though it might be closer to March 1st, hard to say.
Good luck, everyone
Just stop by Mark's Official Website for the details. But here are a few teasers...
First: Dinner and a movie!
You and your lovely date/sexual target can dine at a restaurant of your choice as long as it’s either (Cold Stone Creamery, McDonalds, Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Chili’s/On the Border/Maggianos, Damon’s, Uno Chicago Grill, Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Baja Fresh, Cracker Barrel, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, or California Pizza Kitchen) and doesn’t go over the $50 Amanda’s willing to load on the card (I told you Amanda’s going through hard times). You’ll also be on your way to see some fine cinema magic (at a Regal or AMC). A prize package totalling an ungodly $75! She might even be persuaded to throw in a signed Happy Hour, or a pair of her panties, in case you don’t get lucky (Or Ricardo’s for all you ladies out there).
Second Prize: Coffee and the Gas to Get There!
That’s right, fuel up times two! You could win a Starbucks gift card and a gas card, too (as long as it’s a station that Amanda can get to around here, Chevron, 76, Texaco, Shell, you know, big name ones). This prize package is worth a whopping $25 and ought to get you within bite radius of a few zombies, so…I mean, good times.
Third Prize: Books, Books, Books!!!
Amanda knows you people love your “urban fantasy,” so she’s unleashed her ghost writer on some of his peeps to gather up a basket, at last count there were 10 books in there. Some signed some not. Authors like Michele Bardsley, Dakota Cassidy and Jaye Wells are throwing in some of their own books and some of their favorites as well and no, obviously this won’t get you out of the house, but you could promise to read them in a shady park, or under an overpass where you might be more readily accessible. That’s…if you were a thoughtful person.
Now…
What might it take to get in on this fantastically stimulating contest?
Simply, preorder a copy of Road Trip of the Living Dead, from an online retailer (like Mysterious Galaxy, Powell’s, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Borders) or your local store (though that will require an additional step cuz you’ll have to scan) and forward the receipt to Amanda…
zombiestimulus@markhenry.us
I’ll announce the winners on February 24th. For the rest of you, that’s when you should start seeing books hitting store shelves, though it might be closer to March 1st, hard to say.
Good luck, everyone
