101 Facts About Kiba
While they aren't all necessarily true, it's thoroughly amusing. Oh yeah, I edited the last fact. :x
101 Facts About Kiba Inuzuka
1. Crop circles are Kiba Inuzuka's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
2. Kiba Inuzuka invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
3. Whenever Kiba Inuzuka plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some sissy who can't climb up a plastic slide.
4. Kiba Inuzuka does not hunt becase the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Kiba Inuzuka goes killing.
5. Kiba Inuzuka and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
6. Kiba Inuzuka beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
7. Kiba Inuzuka can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
8. On his birthday, Kiba Inuzuka randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
9. Kiba Inuzuka is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
10. Kiba Inuzuka does not sleep. He waits.
11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Kiba Inuzuka can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
12. Superman owns a pair of Kiba Inuzuka pajamas.
13. Kiba Inuzuka can speak braille.
14. Kiba Inuzuka died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
15. Kiba Inuzuka doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
16. Giraffes were created when Kiba Inuzuka uppercutted a horse.
17. Kiba Inuzuka sleeps with a night light. Not because Kiba Inuzuka is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kiba Inuzuka
18. Kiba Inuzuka counted to infinity - twice.
19. Kiba Inuzuka once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
20. Kiba Inuzuka's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kiba Inuzuka.
21. Kiba Inuzuka doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
22. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Kiba Inuzuka, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
23. Kiba Inuzuka's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Kiba Inuzuka will not take crap from anyone.
24. When Kiba Inuzuka gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Kiba Inuzuka could use to kill you, including the room itself.
26. Kiba Inuzuka has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
27. Kiba Inuzuka can kill two stones with one bird.
28. Kiba Inuzuka was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
29. Kiba Inuzuka owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
30. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Kiba Inuzuka laughing at you.
31. The last man who made eye contact with Kiba Inuzuka was Ray Charles.
32. Kiba Inuzuka can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.
33. Kiba Inuzuka always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
34. Kiba Inuzuka was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
35. Kiba Inuzuka puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
36. Kiba Inuzuka can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
37. Kiba Inuzuka can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
38. On a high school math test, Kiba Inuzuka put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Kiba Inuzuka solves all his problems with Violence.
39. Kiba Inuzuka invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
40. Kiba Inuzuka wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
41. When Kiba Inuzuka plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
42. Kiba Inuzuka can delete the Recycling Bin.
43. Kiba Inuzuka once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
44. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Kiba Inuzuka's house one Christmas.
45. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Kiba Inuzuka.
46. Kiba Inuzuka was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
47. Kiba Inuzuka is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
48. Getting murdered by Kiba Inuzuka counts as a natural cause of death.
49. Onions do not make Kiba Inuzuka cry. Kiba Inuzuka makes onions crap
themselves.
50. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Kiba Inuzuka is going to walk.
51. When Kiba Inuzuka goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
52. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals Kiba Inuzuka has found too chewy to eat.
53. Kiba Inuzuka's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
54. Weeping Willows are a result of Kiba Inuzuka yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
55. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kiba Inuzuka allows to live.
56. Kiba Inuzuka is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
57. Kiba Inuzuka knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).
58. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kiba Inuzuka has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
59. Kiba Inuzuka used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
60. Kiba Inuzuka destroyed the periodic table, saying Kiba Inuzuka only recognizes the element of surprise.
61. Kiba Inuzuka sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
62. Kiba Inuzuka once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however Kiba Inuzuka still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.
63. Kiba Inuzuka does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
64. Kiba Inuzuka can make a paraplegic run for his life.
65. Kiba Inuzuka can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
66. Kiba Inuzuka is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
67. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Kiba Inuzuka says its beef, then it's beef.
68. When Kiba Inuzuka enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
69. When Kiba Inuzuka deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
70. Once a cobra bit Kiba Inuzuka's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
71. Kiba Inuzuka can tie his shoes with his feet.
72. Kiba Inuzuka has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
73. The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Kiba Inuzuka."
74. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Kiba Inuzuka punched himself in the face.
75. Kiba Inuzuka is the only one who can "try this at home."
76. Kiba Inuzuka can slam revolving doors.
77. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Kiba Inuzuka and forgot to pay him back.
78. Kiba Inuzuka is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
79. Kiba Inuzuka's blood type is WD-40.
80. Kiba Inuzuka became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
81. Kiba Inuzuka irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
82. Kiba Inuzuka played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
83. If Kiba Inuzuka wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
84. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Kiba Inuzuka's basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
85. Kiba Inuzuka doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
86. The only time Kiba Inuzuka was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
87. Circles exist because Kiba Inuzuka beat the crap out of some squares.
88. When Kiba Inuzuka gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
89. Kiba Inuzuka had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere Kiba Inuzuka went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.
90. Kiba Inuzuka doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Kiba Inuzuka.
91. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Kiba Inuzuka was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
92. Kiba Inuzuka once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Kiba Inuzuka was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on
93. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Kiba Inuzuka.
94. You are what you eat. That is why Kiba Inuzuka's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
95. Kiba Inuzuka does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
96. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kiba Inuzuka and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
97. Kiba Inuzuka was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
98. Only once has Kiba Inuzuka ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
99. If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Kiba Inuzuka wins.
100. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Kiba Inuzuka ate Kobayashi.
101. Kiba Inuzuka is in love in MELISSA KATHERINE HAIR AND MAYBE MEL-BOY TOO, and forbids any other Naruto pairings.
taken from here: http://dothackersdaichi.deviantart.com/art/101-Facts-about-Kiba-Inuzuka-88582617
also: http://sharingandevil.deviantart.com/art/Gimme-ur-eyes-76722016 ROFL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
In other news:
- been sick for the past few days
- Mel-Boy likes having new MSN contacts. He likes everyone he meets and will attempt to bed each and every one of them on a regular basis. Congratulations, you're met my manwh*re.
- Sussed out more ideas for original manga. Have pondered switching from 'Kariudo no Shizen' to 'Nature Hunter'. They mean the same thing, but idk, it would be fun if I went with my dream to be a graphic novelist and got my own anime made in Japan and then I'd hear my characters using Engrish and saying 'Nature Hunteru' or something. XD
- Got new profile pic and signature. More KIba. He is gorgeous, no matter what they say. XD
- Been doing a lot of fanart hunts and graphic making. Tis fun~
http://rashajordison.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Couple-Kiba-Shika-69256510 - KibaShika is <3
http://stupidweeweeface.deviantart.com/art/kiba-is-a-genius-96126146 - WTF DON'T KILL KIBA. XD AND KIBA, DON'T ENCOURAGE MURDER. "Baki."
http://stupidweeweeface.deviantart.com/art/kiba-is-a-genius-96126146 - WTF is WTF. XDDDDDDD
http://stupidweeweeface.deviantart.com/art/pokeruto-94682455 - Even more WTF. Pokeruto. Gaara scares me. Kiba, fail. Girls can catch Pokemon, watch AG and DP for proof. :x
http://stupidweeweeface.deviantart.com/art/Shino-is-a-ladies-man-72581585 - "Hello infant, you are looking warm today."
- Okay, done looking at random as hell comics. XD
- In another note, wtf at that username on DA.
- Will make Duke icons for Mel-Boy.
And I'll round off now.