Some people think they can remember when they were born, and honestly I find that a load of bullshit.   I can't even remember the first couple days.  Of course not.

Anyway, I remember my dad filming me, and I was in the bath. I remember him asking me if I liked the turtle I was chewing on.  If I liked myself some turtle butt. lol.

It was halrious ( Read more... )

That one time when I totally slipped and fell infront of the entire school.  It was really sad, actually. But it still made me laugh.  Actually we were walking in for the comming home dance, and I slipped and fell right there on the carpet.  IT gave me a huge gash on my leg, but I was okay.  Everybody saw.  it was embressing.

Then that time I ( Read more... )

 I have a clumsy or emberessing moment every single day.  So, what's to say that I have just one.

Okay, the one that I just had was kind of... embressing.

Geoff was showing Teddy something, and he was holding his fingers on the chest of this girl.  I thought he was you know, messuring her boobs or something.  Then I said, "Oh my God, are you looking ( Read more... )