last time this icon's going to be my default
GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND
Becks is most displeased with England's performance today.
Whatever, dudes, I can't even be heartbroken because I'm too pissed. The England NT is shit and played like shit. Germany was amazing and I love them. Baby darlings are so cute, so clinical, so unselfish in their playing - they pass so well and they work together as a team. Podolski, you are so adorable, ilu. Özil, Schweinsteiger, Müller, Neuer, oh man - what an incredible goalkeeper. Mad props all around for Germany, you are definitely now #2 in my heart, right after Spain. I hope you go far. :)
England, fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you.
Always excepted from my yelling about England is Stevie G. Stevie, I'm sorry your NT sucked but I love you forever and always. ♥
Though, to be fair, the score should have been 4-2. England's second goal was clearly a goal and having it disallowed was pure crap. I still have a lot of pent-up rage about that (fucking ref, fucking FIFA) but I can't say that would have changed the outcome of the game considering how England was playing. (Really awfully.)
Some relevant tweets (bc I spammed like crazy):
My entire commentary on this game is basically: AHHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHH!!! AHH OMG!! @_@ STRESS!!!!!!!
#GER IS SO GOOD AT PASSING. #ENG , SUCK LESS. Fuck I like more of #ger 's NT than #eng 's but...my love for Stevie G eclipses everyone else.
My yelling is reserved solely for Engand & the ref bc I'm supporting #eng & that makes sense idek. No trash talking of #ger allowed, ilt. :(
OH MY GOD FUCKING ENGLAND DEFENSE WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING EXIST OMG LUKAS SCORED 2-0 FOR #GER FUCK
Oh my god, torn, Lukas babyyyyy. So proud. <3 At least #ger is playing like a team HOW THE HELL CAN I SUPPORT YOU #ENG
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2-2 LAMPSY OMFG WHAT IS THIS GAME. FUCK IT WAS CLEARLY IN OVER THE LINE FUCK THIS REF.
@coffeeandnaicha REF CALLS STAND, INSTANT REPLAY DOESN'T MATTER. REF WAS NOT 100% SURE DID NOT SEE IT REF IS FUCKING BLIND.
GOD. BOO THE FUCKING REF, I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. BECKS ANGRY BITCHFACE YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. Halftime aksldghf.
FUCKING FIFA AND THEIR REJECTION OF GOAL-LINE TECHNOLOGY. COMMENTATORS ARE RIGHT, "IT'S A DISGRACE." FUCK YOUUUU REF.
I also want to cut everyone clamoring "karma" about the 1966 goal & being a bitch bc whatever the US had disallowed goals, #eng can suck it.
I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU SHUT UP THE 1966 GOAL WAS UNCLEAR BUT THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS GOAL. AND STFU USA STANS I HATE MY COUNTRY'S FANS.
TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT; ONE BAD CALL DOESN'T JUSTIFY ANOTHER ONE, DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE /rage
ontd_fb: fuck instant replays. They should do a new technology...once the ball crosses the line, there should be a light or a beeping noise
ontd_fb: an automated spanish voice going 'GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL!!!!!!!'
FUCKING ENGLAND WHY THE FUCK DO I SUPPORT YOU FUCK YOUR UTTER AND COMPLETE LACK OF DEFENSE FUCK YOU FUCK
(Becks is also not impressed)
@thousandneedles IT'S OKAY BB WE'RE ALL SCREAMING WITH YOU. I have never seen my t-list so full of capslock & cursing, ngl.
Oh my god. I quit. #ger deserves to move on, they are the much much better team. <3 Babies, do me proud.
They are playing like an incredible team and #eng is...playing like shite. My heart breaks for you Stevie G, though. No one else.
Okay I've moved on from expecting anything from #eng now, trying to figure out if a #ger v. #esp match could happen. Potentially, yes...
But that's assuming #esp wins their matches and #ger manages to beat #arg . Imma need a drink & Gerrando spam after this, fuck.
@paperwine PLEASE ALWAYS EXCEPT STEVIE G FROM OUR HATRED OF ENGLAND, NGL, HE IS MY WHOLE HEART NOWADAYS ):
@paperwine okay, actually, just half my heart. The other half is Fernando Torres. :D
I require a lot of alcohol and porn after this match, negl.
Ugh whatever, fuck this game. I'm not even heartbroken because #ger did so much better. BUT STEVIE I'M SORRY, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
Awww Germany babies, you guys are so cute, iluu. PODOLSKI so adorable. <3<3<3 Do well in your next games!
Let's celebrate Germany's well-deserved victory! \o/
And now I'm going to spam you with some adorable fucking Torres to make me feel better about England's godawful performance. Spain, you are still #1 in my heart. Don't do to me what England did today.
Meeting Torres a big treat for young Rameez
When Rameez Mahomed entered the McDonald's player escort programme, he didn't realise it would lead to his meeting his soccer hero, Fernando Torres.
Rameez says the Spanish striker initiated the conversation by asking him his name and from there they continued talking about a range of topics, including Torres's nickname, his boots and Rameez's soccer knowledge and traded questions about each other's hairstyles.
"He told me he would never go to Manchester City because his heart was with Liverpool and also because he gets along well with Steven Gerrard."
NO MATTER WHAT, I STILL LOVE STEVIE GERRARD:
Still the fastest goal in the WC. ♥
As for ESPN's grades on the Eng v. Ger match:
have to disagree completely about stevie g's rating. i thought he had a good game. he was possibly the only attacking threat going forward, since rooney obviously forgot himself at manchester. but gerrard was really let down by his defence. cant really blame him.
→ as a Germany supporter I thought Stevie G was way better than a B- too. he troubled Germany a lot more than Lampard did besides Lampard's hitting the post twice. and he was much more influential and just absolutely everywhere England needed him to be.
Also, point: "...No matter what else happened. I'm so proud of both team because of their SPORTSMANSHIP." Way to sawp shirts like pros, guys. The hugging made me feel a little better. :)
God fucking damn, you guys, I am going to write some Gerrard/Nando comfort phone sex or something.
...or go hunt down more shirtless pics. PLEASE HELP.
omg ;_;
BRB uploading more Spain/Torres icons.
ETA: And the girl responsible for getting me into football and biasing me towards Spain even if she refuses to own up to it, conspiire, makes a hilarious post: The 2010 World Cup Superlative Awards, the group stage edition. GUARANTEED LAUGHTER.
While Ronaldo continues to ship himself and Kaká for the rest of us. Thanks, bb, it's true love~
Becks is most displeased with England's performance today.
Whatever, dudes, I can't even be heartbroken because I'm too pissed. The England NT is shit and played like shit. Germany was amazing and I love them. Baby darlings are so cute, so clinical, so unselfish in their playing - they pass so well and they work together as a team. Podolski, you are so adorable, ilu. Özil, Schweinsteiger, Müller, Neuer, oh man - what an incredible goalkeeper. Mad props all around for Germany, you are definitely now #2 in my heart, right after Spain. I hope you go far. :)
England, fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you.
Always excepted from my yelling about England is Stevie G. Stevie, I'm sorry your NT sucked but I love you forever and always. ♥
Though, to be fair, the score should have been 4-2. England's second goal was clearly a goal and having it disallowed was pure crap. I still have a lot of pent-up rage about that (fucking ref, fucking FIFA) but I can't say that would have changed the outcome of the game considering how England was playing. (Really awfully.)
Some relevant tweets (bc I spammed like crazy):
My entire commentary on this game is basically: AHHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHH!!! AHH OMG!! @_@ STRESS!!!!!!!
#GER IS SO GOOD AT PASSING. #ENG , SUCK LESS. Fuck I like more of #ger 's NT than #eng 's but...my love for Stevie G eclipses everyone else.
My yelling is reserved solely for Engand & the ref bc I'm supporting #eng & that makes sense idek. No trash talking of #ger allowed, ilt. :(
OH MY GOD FUCKING ENGLAND DEFENSE WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING EXIST OMG LUKAS SCORED 2-0 FOR #GER FUCK
Oh my god, torn, Lukas babyyyyy. So proud. <3 At least #ger is playing like a team HOW THE HELL CAN I SUPPORT YOU #ENG
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2-2 LAMPSY OMFG WHAT IS THIS GAME. FUCK IT WAS CLEARLY IN OVER THE LINE FUCK THIS REF.
@coffeeandnaicha REF CALLS STAND, INSTANT REPLAY DOESN'T MATTER. REF WAS NOT 100% SURE DID NOT SEE IT REF IS FUCKING BLIND.
GOD. BOO THE FUCKING REF, I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. BECKS ANGRY BITCHFACE YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. Halftime aksldghf.
FUCKING FIFA AND THEIR REJECTION OF GOAL-LINE TECHNOLOGY. COMMENTATORS ARE RIGHT, "IT'S A DISGRACE." FUCK YOUUUU REF.
I also want to cut everyone clamoring "karma" about the 1966 goal & being a bitch bc whatever the US had disallowed goals, #eng can suck it.
I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU SHUT UP THE 1966 GOAL WAS UNCLEAR BUT THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS GOAL. AND STFU USA STANS I HATE MY COUNTRY'S FANS.
TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT; ONE BAD CALL DOESN'T JUSTIFY ANOTHER ONE, DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE /rage
ontd_fb: fuck instant replays. They should do a new technology...once the ball crosses the line, there should be a light or a beeping noise
ontd_fb: an automated spanish voice going 'GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL!!!!!!!'
FUCKING ENGLAND WHY THE FUCK DO I SUPPORT YOU FUCK YOUR UTTER AND COMPLETE LACK OF DEFENSE FUCK YOU FUCK
(Becks is also not impressed)
@thousandneedles IT'S OKAY BB WE'RE ALL SCREAMING WITH YOU. I have never seen my t-list so full of capslock & cursing, ngl.
Oh my god. I quit. #ger deserves to move on, they are the much much better team. <3 Babies, do me proud.
They are playing like an incredible team and #eng is...playing like shite. My heart breaks for you Stevie G, though. No one else.
Okay I've moved on from expecting anything from #eng now, trying to figure out if a #ger v. #esp match could happen. Potentially, yes...
But that's assuming #esp wins their matches and #ger manages to beat #arg . Imma need a drink & Gerrando spam after this, fuck.
@paperwine PLEASE ALWAYS EXCEPT STEVIE G FROM OUR HATRED OF ENGLAND, NGL, HE IS MY WHOLE HEART NOWADAYS ):
@paperwine okay, actually, just half my heart. The other half is Fernando Torres. :D
I require a lot of alcohol and porn after this match, negl.
Ugh whatever, fuck this game. I'm not even heartbroken because #ger did so much better. BUT STEVIE I'M SORRY, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
Awww Germany babies, you guys are so cute, iluu. PODOLSKI so adorable. <3<3<3 Do well in your next games!
Let's celebrate Germany's well-deserved victory! \o/
And now I'm going to spam you with some adorable fucking Torres to make me feel better about England's godawful performance. Spain, you are still #1 in my heart. Don't do to me what England did today.
Meeting Torres a big treat for young Rameez
When Rameez Mahomed entered the McDonald's player escort programme, he didn't realise it would lead to his meeting his soccer hero, Fernando Torres.
Rameez says the Spanish striker initiated the conversation by asking him his name and from there they continued talking about a range of topics, including Torres's nickname, his boots and Rameez's soccer knowledge and traded questions about each other's hairstyles.
"He told me he would never go to Manchester City because his heart was with Liverpool and also because he gets along well with Steven Gerrard."
NO MATTER WHAT, I STILL LOVE STEVIE GERRARD:
Still the fastest goal in the WC. ♥
As for ESPN's grades on the Eng v. Ger match:
have to disagree completely about stevie g's rating. i thought he had a good game. he was possibly the only attacking threat going forward, since rooney obviously forgot himself at manchester. but gerrard was really let down by his defence. cant really blame him.
→ as a Germany supporter I thought Stevie G was way better than a B- too. he troubled Germany a lot more than Lampard did besides Lampard's hitting the post twice. and he was much more influential and just absolutely everywhere England needed him to be.
Also, point: "...No matter what else happened. I'm so proud of both team because of their SPORTSMANSHIP." Way to sawp shirts like pros, guys. The hugging made me feel a little better. :)
God fucking damn, you guys, I am going to write some Gerrard/Nando comfort phone sex or something.
...or go hunt down more shirtless pics. PLEASE HELP.
omg ;_;
BRB uploading more Spain/Torres icons.
ETA: And the girl responsible for getting me into football and biasing me towards Spain even if she refuses to own up to it, conspiire, makes a hilarious post: The 2010 World Cup Superlative Awards, the group stage edition. GUARANTEED LAUGHTER.
While Ronaldo continues to ship himself and Kaká for the rest of us. Thanks, bb, it's true love~