I HAVE NOT READ ANY CRIKA (I think that's what all the cool kids call it...) FICS AND MAYBE I SHOULD. Where is this bizarre one with Ronaldo in drag...
Thank you Anna. ♥♥ Maybe it's just weekends that get to me, idk.
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU maybe I should just start it with them in a dark bar or something (must research how bars and stuff work in Madrid ugh research, must insert bad Spanish/Portuguese aslgkhfj) because the rest of the build-up will take AGES. Slip it in via flashback or something...
/cannot believe she's actually considering the logistics of this considering THERE WILL BE SO MUCH ANGST AND RECRIMINATIONS UGH
Kaká continues to be oblivious and super Christian, and Ronaldo is all FML, let me sex up a bunch of women and possibly men to distract myself, and lots of super-cute BFFery in the meantime that is kind of driving him crazy because Kaká is, well, Kaká and thus very religious, very sweet, all good-hearted despite his joking (and Ronaldo's bad influence) and oh my god, did Ronaldo forget to mention? Fucking married. And Ronaldo, idk, keeps being a playboy and Kaká gets somewhat concerned and kind of curious and uh...joins him sometimes? And when Ronaldo is drunk he makes bad decisions like pushing himself up agaist Kaká in the dark clubs and whispering (filthy) Portuguese in his ear and talks about fucking this girl or that girl and speculates on how Kaká might fuck them (but always steering clear of ever mention Kaká's wife, idk, there is a line, okay? Even playboy douchebags who fancy their straight married innocent best friends can respect that, or so Ronaldo tells himself) and........somehow it ends up with
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WHATEVER YOUR JUDGMENT ROLLS OFF ME LIKE WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. Or some other simile!
akdghfj isn't the idea just smoking hot? Why does it require so much writing though? I should just start with a PWP or something. Or crackfic. Omg Sheeeeeeeenaaa, why is this my life. :[
ME TOO! I don't know why it doesn't already exist! I don't want to write it, really, I just want to read it but if no one else is going to write it... :( :( :(
I also want to write Gerrard/Torres omg must make another flaily post about them soon! But first to freak out about the Germany v. England game. /STRESS
My sleep was still sort of meh, though slightly better than last night. :/ I suspect I will nap aggressively between the games today. Gotta do something about lunch too, hmm. But thank you. ♥
Ughhh writing more requires learning more about Real Madrid and...everything... Can't I just wish this fic into existence instead of writing it? lol
hehe despite that icon, which entertains me in its irony because I am all about the porn, I really may just take you up on that suggestion. Nothing to ease my way into a new fandom like a PWP, right? 8D
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Thank you Anna. ♥♥ Maybe it's just weekends that get to me, idk.
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WANT IT
PUSHING KAKA UP IN DARK BARS :(
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/cannot believe she's actually considering the logistics of this considering THERE WILL BE SO MUCH ANGST AND RECRIMINATIONS UGH
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Kaká continues to be oblivious and super Christian, and Ronaldo is all FML, let me sex up a bunch of women and possibly men to distract myself, and lots of super-cute BFFery in the meantime that is kind of driving him crazy because Kaká is, well, Kaká and thus very religious, very sweet, all good-hearted despite his joking (and Ronaldo's bad influence) and oh my god, did Ronaldo forget to mention? Fucking married. And Ronaldo, idk, keeps being a playboy and Kaká gets somewhat concerned and kind of curious and uh...joins him sometimes? And when Ronaldo is drunk he makes bad decisions like pushing himself up agaist Kaká in the dark clubs and whispering (filthy) Portuguese in his ear and talks about fucking this girl or that girl and speculates on how Kaká might fuck them (but always steering clear of ever mention Kaká's wife, idk, there is a line, okay? Even playboy douchebags who fancy their straight married innocent best friends can respect that, or so Ronaldo tells himself) and........somehow it ends up with ( ... )
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akdghfj isn't the idea just smoking hot? Why does it require so much writing though? I should just start with a PWP or something. Or crackfic. Omg Sheeeeeeeenaaa, why is this my life. :[
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I also want to write Gerrard/Torres omg must make another flaily post about them soon! But first to freak out about the Germany v. England game. /STRESS
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AHAHAHA RONALDO. Of course he consoles himself with sex.
*hugshugs* I hope your sleep is better tonight :)
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Ughhh writing more requires learning more about Real Madrid and...everything... Can't I just wish this fic into existence instead of writing it? lol
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Well. You could ignore that and just write porn. *is helpful*
....and then I read your icon >.>
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hehe despite that icon, which entertains me in its irony because I am all about the porn, I really may just take you up on that suggestion. Nothing to ease my way into a new fandom like a PWP, right? 8D
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