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Today as I was aimlessly walking along the halls I saw an astonishing and shocking site...
THUMB GOT A HAIRCUT!!!!
This is exciting yet terrifying and saddening because, alas, our little thumb is not quite as thumbish as before. Why even his gorgeous golden highlights that use to reflect the sunlight and shine brilliantly in the mid-day sun are less apparent. I'm not so sure he likes the new do though, because today at fourth I spotted him wearing a touque...now some may say that's only because he just came back from going across but I think there might be far deeper meanings and motives with the hat. I suppose under normal circumstance you might say that the haircut was...flattering on him, but because he has already been assigned to the post of SCHOOL THUMB and there is no one yet who can fulfill his duties with such aptitude, I disagree with it and hope that it will grow back quickly and more lively than ever before, with more grease, shine and slickness. shame on you, you trumpet playing thumb...you're supposed to be a role model.
In other news,
the other day I was at megan's house and she went into the kitchen and I per chanced looked outside the window to see the going-ons of Markham and to my discomfort I noticed this very shifty looking man..of about 45-50 swinging on Megan's tree swing and he was just swinging there watching the house. Luckily, I was hidden, somewhat, by the curtains or else he might've spotted me, but thankfully he did not. He seemed to be eating something, which I could at first not make out but then realized it was some carrots that he was biting rather aggressively. He had some sort of metre-stick cane in one hand and he was wearing some sort of overcoat...trench coat with plaid lining, armed with a pair of oversized shoulder pads and an old golfers hat he was terrifying. I didn't tell Megstrer at the time for I didn't want her to worry and I'm sure it was nothing. But I have felt guilty and thought I would tell her like this, indirectly so she can not step on my already hurt foot.
anyway it was a simple WARNING and I suggest that anybody who sees this man, should stay far away from him because he appeared to be up to no good and who knows what else he does besides stalk the White House, why he might even watch retarded adults play in a playground too or something like that.
- Jackson
P.S. WHERE WAS BON TODAY?? I miss you.
THUMB GOT A HAIRCUT!!!!
This is exciting yet terrifying and saddening because, alas, our little thumb is not quite as thumbish as before. Why even his gorgeous golden highlights that use to reflect the sunlight and shine brilliantly in the mid-day sun are less apparent. I'm not so sure he likes the new do though, because today at fourth I spotted him wearing a touque...now some may say that's only because he just came back from going across but I think there might be far deeper meanings and motives with the hat. I suppose under normal circumstance you might say that the haircut was...flattering on him, but because he has already been assigned to the post of SCHOOL THUMB and there is no one yet who can fulfill his duties with such aptitude, I disagree with it and hope that it will grow back quickly and more lively than ever before, with more grease, shine and slickness. shame on you, you trumpet playing thumb...you're supposed to be a role model.
In other news,
the other day I was at megan's house and she went into the kitchen and I per chanced looked outside the window to see the going-ons of Markham and to my discomfort I noticed this very shifty looking man..of about 45-50 swinging on Megan's tree swing and he was just swinging there watching the house. Luckily, I was hidden, somewhat, by the curtains or else he might've spotted me, but thankfully he did not. He seemed to be eating something, which I could at first not make out but then realized it was some carrots that he was biting rather aggressively. He had some sort of metre-stick cane in one hand and he was wearing some sort of overcoat...trench coat with plaid lining, armed with a pair of oversized shoulder pads and an old golfers hat he was terrifying. I didn't tell Megstrer at the time for I didn't want her to worry and I'm sure it was nothing. But I have felt guilty and thought I would tell her like this, indirectly so she can not step on my already hurt foot.
anyway it was a simple WARNING and I suggest that anybody who sees this man, should stay far away from him because he appeared to be up to no good and who knows what else he does besides stalk the White House, why he might even watch retarded adults play in a playground too or something like that.
- Jackson
P.S. WHERE WAS BON TODAY?? I miss you.