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Exciting news!
I have found a new best friend and it's name is Hammy.
She often sits near me in class, (make that all the time)
and she's really starting to grow on me.
Grow on me like flaky skin grows on lips.
Grow on me like fangs grow on a vampire that you can spit out into a container.
Grow on me like an itch on your head that you can't help to scratch. over. and over. and over.
She dazzles me with her wit, and her aroma is wonderfully overwhelming.
I wish I was Hammy.
I think her and Thumb would make a beautiful couple,
and perhaps some matchmaking should go on in the near future.
I'll give that pair two thumbs up.
I found another new friend, in the same class!
She dances like nothing I have ever seen before. She takes my breath away.
Car-wreck, I love you.
-Swipes.
By the way, Bon works at a pub.
P.s. You all want Jackie dead, don't you?
I have found a new best friend and it's name is Hammy.
She often sits near me in class, (make that all the time)
and she's really starting to grow on me.
Grow on me like flaky skin grows on lips.
Grow on me like fangs grow on a vampire that you can spit out into a container.
Grow on me like an itch on your head that you can't help to scratch. over. and over. and over.
She dazzles me with her wit, and her aroma is wonderfully overwhelming.
I wish I was Hammy.
I think her and Thumb would make a beautiful couple,
and perhaps some matchmaking should go on in the near future.
I'll give that pair two thumbs up.
I found another new friend, in the same class!
She dances like nothing I have ever seen before. She takes my breath away.
Car-wreck, I love you.
-Swipes.
By the way, Bon works at a pub.
P.s. You all want Jackie dead, don't you?