My new hair
Oooh, my hair is so short. It's shoulder length now which is crazy because it was halfway down my back before. It's so light and it flicks up at the ends and it's perky and the only word I can think of to describe it is 'adorable'.
Actually I think I look like a 1950's underwear model. It's also helpful that short hair makes a woman look more intelligent. Intelligent women don't attract as many assholes because they look like they would be more work and so nasty men like Nick Thomas don't feel inclined to try and date them for sex only.
Yes, I think I am going to like this new hair of mine.
Ahh, there are some scary teenagers hanging out around the house and they're yelling. I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
Oh dear I am starting to show my old age.
Actually I think I look like a 1950's underwear model. It's also helpful that short hair makes a woman look more intelligent. Intelligent women don't attract as many assholes because they look like they would be more work and so nasty men like Nick Thomas don't feel inclined to try and date them for sex only.
Yes, I think I am going to like this new hair of mine.
Ahh, there are some scary teenagers hanging out around the house and they're yelling. I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
Oh dear I am starting to show my old age.