Nick Thomas
*denotes Sarcasm
Ooops. Note to self, do not get on the computer while drunk and emotionally fragile.
Don't worry Sarah, you had 1 beer. I had 3 ciggarettes. Not like we're out of control.
Yeah, 'I aint a machine' sounds like a good song. Sounds like you're dating a nymphomaniac. Nick's last girlfriend was a nymphomaniac, which may have been why he wasn't all that into me.
Now that I am no longer upset about the breakup, here are some more reasons why Nick is a loser :p
(there's no revenge better then defamation)
1. He plays a game called 'Lineage 2' like we all breathe oxygen. This game is nerdier then 'Dungeons and Dragons' and is so much less interesting. The reason he started was there are characters in the game called 'dark elfs' which are creepy looking elves like in Lord of the rings but they have giant tits. Yes, he got a hard on for a cartoon. While all the pornography on his computer is of real women, I bet he would also get off on hentai. Or even a 'South Park' episode where Pamela Anderson or someone equally bad taste featured on it.
2. He is still obsessed (found this out yesterday) with his ex girlfriend who dumped him 2 years ago. I saw this girl, (since he showed me one of the many pictures of her on his computer) and she's not a train wreck, but my first thought was that she looked like my ex-boyfriend Trevor. Trevor's not ugly but obviously makes quite an unnattractive woman. It defininitely wasn't him (though Nick has been known to get into tomfoolery with men) this girl has quite large hips.
3. He likes shit nu metal bands like Stained. He joined their fan club which earnt him a shirt with their logo (yes, they have a logo) and a sticker for his guitar. So when you are playing guitar you can look as fucking cool* as stained.
4. He has a full time job, a part time job and no cash.
5. He got face raped by a guy in a gay bar.
There is plenty more but I will be putting it in installments. Hey, this is sooo much more mature then keying his car.
Ooops. Note to self, do not get on the computer while drunk and emotionally fragile.
Don't worry Sarah, you had 1 beer. I had 3 ciggarettes. Not like we're out of control.
Yeah, 'I aint a machine' sounds like a good song. Sounds like you're dating a nymphomaniac. Nick's last girlfriend was a nymphomaniac, which may have been why he wasn't all that into me.
Now that I am no longer upset about the breakup, here are some more reasons why Nick is a loser :p
(there's no revenge better then defamation)
1. He plays a game called 'Lineage 2' like we all breathe oxygen. This game is nerdier then 'Dungeons and Dragons' and is so much less interesting. The reason he started was there are characters in the game called 'dark elfs' which are creepy looking elves like in Lord of the rings but they have giant tits. Yes, he got a hard on for a cartoon. While all the pornography on his computer is of real women, I bet he would also get off on hentai. Or even a 'South Park' episode where Pamela Anderson or someone equally bad taste featured on it.
2. He is still obsessed (found this out yesterday) with his ex girlfriend who dumped him 2 years ago. I saw this girl, (since he showed me one of the many pictures of her on his computer) and she's not a train wreck, but my first thought was that she looked like my ex-boyfriend Trevor. Trevor's not ugly but obviously makes quite an unnattractive woman. It defininitely wasn't him (though Nick has been known to get into tomfoolery with men) this girl has quite large hips.
3. He likes shit nu metal bands like Stained. He joined their fan club which earnt him a shirt with their logo (yes, they have a logo) and a sticker for his guitar. So when you are playing guitar you can look as fucking cool* as stained.
4. He has a full time job, a part time job and no cash.
5. He got face raped by a guy in a gay bar.
There is plenty more but I will be putting it in installments. Hey, this is sooo much more mature then keying his car.