okay. seriously.
1) the people on American Idol tryouts should be sorted by orthodontia first. It seems like everyone who had awful teeth sang awfully. Now, I've known PLENTY of great singers in real life with crooked teeth, but the rule was ALMOST dead on on TV last night. How do you explain that?!
2) I got a random text message yesterday from someone whose name was not in my phone. It said: "I just had appendix surgery, I'm fine though, still smiling." I thought to myself: "now who would write such a strange message?!" So I called the number from my work phone. And the person answered: "This is Tory." My ex. The one who read my e-mail, and weirded out my mom? So I did what all ex girlfriends would do. I hung up. So four hours later when the phone rang, I figured it was my boss. Oh ho ho, not so lucky.
"Neenan This is Meghan."
"Meghan? This is Tory. Did you call me?"
--silence. "Oh yeah. I did. But then I had to go." *smacks self in the head*
"Oh. Okay."
"I um, was just calling to make sure you were okay." *tries to sound non-panicked.*
"Yeah, I'm fine, just a little woozy. Thanks for calling though."
"No problem. Oh, I have to go, my boss needs something."
D'oh! Lesson learned: if you don't recognize the 'poor me, but I'm still fine' text message phone number... it's your ex!
3) I found the phantom ranch's phone number! The one that's been suggested to me three times, but I couldn't find a STITCH of contact information for! My friend Kristi beats me as the Google Queen!!!
2) I got a random text message yesterday from someone whose name was not in my phone. It said: "I just had appendix surgery, I'm fine though, still smiling." I thought to myself: "now who would write such a strange message?!" So I called the number from my work phone. And the person answered: "This is Tory." My ex. The one who read my e-mail, and weirded out my mom? So I did what all ex girlfriends would do. I hung up. So four hours later when the phone rang, I figured it was my boss. Oh ho ho, not so lucky.
"Neenan This is Meghan."
"Meghan? This is Tory. Did you call me?"
--silence. "Oh yeah. I did. But then I had to go." *smacks self in the head*
"Oh. Okay."
"I um, was just calling to make sure you were okay." *tries to sound non-panicked.*
"Yeah, I'm fine, just a little woozy. Thanks for calling though."
"No problem. Oh, I have to go, my boss needs something."
D'oh! Lesson learned: if you don't recognize the 'poor me, but I'm still fine' text message phone number... it's your ex!
3) I found the phantom ranch's phone number! The one that's been suggested to me three times, but I couldn't find a STITCH of contact information for! My friend Kristi beats me as the Google Queen!!!