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[meganszymanski]

Last night was pretty much the best night ever because Brittani and I saw a midget at Mr.c's, we went to K-Mart and I hid all of the Megatron toys, we found out about Stephen Grant's house auction and we are definitely going, I flicked a gangsta off who said I had pretty teeth, the cashier man at the liqour store was nice to us and didn't make me pay, I squeezed her arm and everytime I did she knew what I was implying, a lesbian said to me, "they don't believe you that you're gay?", I rode a scooter in the band practice space and watched Brittani try so hard to do the same, and then she tried to hardcore dance, we hid in the loft of a warehouse and Rob thought we got raped, we threw our flip-flops to make it look like we did get raped, and last, but certainly not least, Brittani pee'd in a taco bell cup, and filled it to the top.

I love summer and my best friend.