I think this merits a discussion.

[megandjim]

Ladies and gentlemen, friends... I discovered something tonight that I would like to share with you. I... I just don't know what to say but I would appreciate an open discussion. Please invite anyone you can think of who would like to participate.

The topic of discussion:

Comments

"Come out, come out whereeeeeever you ahhhhhhhh, and see the young lady..."

[cryfierytears]

who was SO gay. Ohhhhhhhhh.....myyyyyyyyyyyyyy........guh.

Dear KT Tunstall,

I hope you took Jillie's words into DEEP, MIND NUMBING consideration because she made quite a few valid points. Also, please reconsider marrying Luke. Marriage sucks in general, so why choose LUKE!? He's pretty much just an unattractive, dopey-looking martian who will neither be fully capable of understanding you nor will he ever be able to give you what you truly need, which, as far as I'm concerned, is virgina! Yes, virginia. I know how you've interpreted this euphemism, which pretty much confirms it: you truly are gay. And we, your loving fans who sit here typing to you, are BECKONING you to be yourself.

Since Jillie touched on so many of my points in her letter, I'd also just like to make note of one more KEY issue: You performed in Boston, MA the week of GAY PRIDE! Perhaps you did it on purpose because you knew that most of your fans are lesbians, so you thought you'd get more bang for your buck. Or, perhaps you did it because you are cosmically in tune with your lesbian fans because you are, in fact, a lesbian. Whatsoever your argument may be, I am pretty sure that you are just in denial of who you truly are and the reason you toured the week of Boston pride is, in fact, the latter.

Margaret Cho's mother once said, "The gay...they like uh picnic." So, if you ever have any free time, I'd like you to come for a visit and have a picnic with my family and friends. Maybe we could have a jam session? I think it might be a stellar time. I can't really make any promises, though. You are a cancer, and I am a gemini, and I just cannot get along with cancers...maybe even if you're one of them. I do promise that we can still be friends from a distance, though, if it doesn't work out.

So...yeah. Ding fucking dong.

Love,
Carly

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Dear Jillie,

I especially laughed at the part about the spaceship!

Love,
Carly

Re: "Come out, come out whereeeeeever you ahhhhhhhh, and see the young lady..."

[megandjim]

This comment FOR THE WIM!

Re: "Come out, come out whereeeeeever you ahhhhhhhh, and see the young lady..."

[cryfierytears]

Hahaha. I hoped you'd like it. :-) I also told Colin about this post. Can't make any promises, though, but I told him it's up for open discussion.

<33333

Re: "Come out, come out whereeeeeever you ahhhhhhhh, and see the young lady..."

[dancing_crazy]

Dear Carly,

your comment made me LOL. Repeatedly.

Love,
Gili