Someone get me a dress and some hairpins, fast!

[bootleg_zero]

*How he ends up here, he's not entirely sure- maybe it was taking that last turn around that corner back there in the alley out of sheer desperation. But there's a door, and it's unlocked, so the blond pushes through it and then slams it shut again behind him. He exhales once, softly, listening as heavy footsteps go stompstomp past the door. As it

Comments

[when_i_want_to]

Makeup? What the heck're you talking about?

[bootleg_zero]

Foundation, lipstick, maybe a little eyeshadow? I must look like crap after all that running around. Goddamn papparazzi...

Tell me there's at least a mirror here somewhere?

[when_i_want_to]

Lipstick? Come on, what the heck're you thinking?

[bootleg_zero]

*a blank look, like the question is completely beyond his comprehension*

Well, what do you do to keep your lips from cracking?

[when_i_want_to]

My lips can't crack.

[bootleg_zero]

*looking quite interested at the sound of that and leaning forward to examine the newcomer's mouth much more closely- whoa, proximity alert!*

What'd you have done? Collagen implants? I've heard about new skin types, but they're totally out of my producer's budget... They look awfully dull and colorless to me, though...

[when_i_want_to]

I'm a robot. Now get your face back before you lose it.

He is totally the Paris Hilton of reploids. :D

[bootleg_zero]

Heh. There's no point in threatening me. *leans back, and crosses his arms over his chest, pouting* I'm just an actor, after all. I just came in here to hide from the press.

One Night In Zero doesn't have the same ring to it.

[when_i_want_to]

You came here to get away from paparazzi.

Who are you?

Proto gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine? :D

[bootleg_zero]

*eyes close* I'm an actor, as I said. I should really be back at the studio working on the next shoot, but my scum-sucking driver decided to rat me out to the Hunters and the media. I thought we'd bribed him enough this time... hmph.

Proto gets his kicks ... on Route 66

[when_i_want_to]

An actor? How come I've never heard of you?

travel my way, the highway that's the best

[bootleg_zero]

You must not watch a lot of porn.

well it winds from Chicago to LA

[when_i_want_to]

Why would I? I'm a robot.

won't you get hip to this timely tip

[bootleg_zero]

Simply put... there are a lot of humans who like to watch Reploids fuck. They pay damn good money for it. *brushes his hand through his hair* Supply and demand, pure and simple.

and think you'll take that California trip

[when_i_want_to]

You're kidding?

Waitaminute... You mean you're a Repliroid?

there's a new game we like to play you see, the game with added reality...

[bootleg_zero]

Hey, don't ask me -why-; I dunno what the hell they see in a couple of machines rubbing armor parts together... but it keeps me from being dismantled and put into seperate containers, so I don't ask too many questions about it, y'know?

*he nods once* Repliroid, reploid... same thing.