Someone get me a dress and some hairpins, fast!

[bootleg_zero]

*How he ends up here, he's not entirely sure- maybe it was taking that last turn around that corner back there in the alley out of sheer desperation. But there's a door, and it's unlocked, so the blond pushes through it and then slams it shut again behind him. He exhales once, softly, listening as heavy footsteps go stompstomp past the door. As it gets quiet again, he relaxes and looks around.

Well, the sign said  "dressing room"... so, obviously, he starts hunting around for the tools of the trade. Wait, he hears voices nearby- maybe they know where the stuff is?*

Hello? Hey, anybody know where the makeup is?

(OOC: Hey thar, have a not-serious Zero. He's a bootleg model made in Asia for Reploid porn videos :D)