Yeah, him again.
[Snakeycakes has been a busy little serpent today. His first order of business? Taping a Mother's Day card and a single daisy to the door of Dr. Wily's makeshift lab. All for you, doc.
Second order of business? His slander posters are finally complete -- both the original blue bomber and his beard-clad human alternate have been photoshopped into all sorts of compromising situations and slapped with all kinds of blatantly ridiculous "facts." If you're in the hallways, you've probably already noticed the rude grafitti about Megaman. If not, then chances are you've heard Top Man announcing various fascinating half-truths through a megaphone. Even if you've missed both of those, you're bound to run into these posters and learn the following:
Unfortunately for Snakeman, Queen Ophiuchus' orders are still simmering away in his skull, waiting to rear their ugly head. Yeah. This is gonna have fun results.]
Second order of business? His slander posters are finally complete -- both the original blue bomber and his beard-clad human alternate have been photoshopped into all sorts of compromising situations and slapped with all kinds of blatantly ridiculous "facts." If you're in the hallways, you've probably already noticed the rude grafitti about Megaman. If not, then chances are you've heard Top Man announcing various fascinating half-truths through a megaphone. Even if you've missed both of those, you're bound to run into these posters and learn the following:
- Megaman is a sphincter boy.
- Rock Light's beard is a sentient fungus that has established a symbiotic relationship with his face.
- It eats small children and pets.
- The dude can't step outside in daylight, or he'll turn to stone.
- On the night of the full moon, Megaman transforms into a 1982 Toyota Camry.
- Megaman can't beat Air Man.
- Megaman's a furry. His fursona is a giant lobster.
- He can't pronounce nuclear.
- The sight of men in kilts sends him into an uncontrollable rage.
Unfortunately for Snakeman, Queen Ophiuchus' orders are still simmering away in his skull, waiting to rear their ugly head. Yeah. This is gonna have fun results.]