There is no stopping this guy.
*Snake's not the kind of guy to behave for very long -- especially not when he has a score to settle. Having more-or-less recruited Shadow and one of the Top Men running around this place, he's put himself to work finding a nice, well-hidden place to establish his base. He's found the perfect place.
The girl's washroom.
No, seriously. He's got an easel set up and everything.*
Alright, gentlemen, let's get started.
Our orders are clear: the Doc wants us smashing Megaman's heroic rep to bits. This is a whole new world, full of impressionable suckers who have never even heard of the blue bomber. If we can make him seem like a bad guy -- or better yet, an incompetent boob -- then it'll make taking over this place a cake walk for Doc Wily.
We already know that the Light bots have no problem with messing us up, so we'll wanna make sure they don't catch up with us. Top, you got wheels. You get the megaphone. She's served me well so far, take care of her. My Search Snakes and I will take poster duty. Shadow... you can help me out, or you can stand there and look pretty. I'm down with either option.
So... mudslinging. Rumormongering. Lies and slander. I've come up with some facts to get us started, but it's more fun when it's a team effort, so let's get some brainstorming going on.
*And with that, Snake presents his list with a flourish:*
- Megaman finds paint shakers irresistibly attractive. He's banned from six different Home Depot locations.
- Megaman has a paralyzing fear of cocktail weenies.
- Megaman's favourite video game is Barbie Horse Adventure.
- Megaman has a crippling addiction to Tang.
- Megaman spends his free time writing erotic Naruto/Twilight crossover fanfiction.
- Megaman's greatest dream is to one day marry a Chevrolet.
- Megaman owns several pairs of pink princess panties.
((OOC: If any of you guys want in on the smear campaign or need to use the powder room idk then feel free to join in. Snakeycakes isn't picky about who joins in on his fun and games.))
The girl's washroom.
No, seriously. He's got an easel set up and everything.*
Alright, gentlemen, let's get started.
Our orders are clear: the Doc wants us smashing Megaman's heroic rep to bits. This is a whole new world, full of impressionable suckers who have never even heard of the blue bomber. If we can make him seem like a bad guy -- or better yet, an incompetent boob -- then it'll make taking over this place a cake walk for Doc Wily.
We already know that the Light bots have no problem with messing us up, so we'll wanna make sure they don't catch up with us. Top, you got wheels. You get the megaphone. She's served me well so far, take care of her. My Search Snakes and I will take poster duty. Shadow... you can help me out, or you can stand there and look pretty. I'm down with either option.
So... mudslinging. Rumormongering. Lies and slander. I've come up with some facts to get us started, but it's more fun when it's a team effort, so let's get some brainstorming going on.
*And with that, Snake presents his list with a flourish:*
- Megaman finds paint shakers irresistibly attractive. He's banned from six different Home Depot locations.
- Megaman has a paralyzing fear of cocktail weenies.
- Megaman's favourite video game is Barbie Horse Adventure.
- Megaman has a crippling addiction to Tang.
- Megaman spends his free time writing erotic Naruto/Twilight crossover fanfiction.
- Megaman's greatest dream is to one day marry a Chevrolet.
- Megaman owns several pairs of pink princess panties.
((OOC: If any of you guys want in on the smear campaign or need to use the powder room idk then feel free to join in. Snakeycakes isn't picky about who joins in on his fun and games.))