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drunk again, for shame.
jody and dave were phenomenal. five out of five stars.
strange things transpired that meant absolutely nothing, surprise surprise.
everytime i was really craving a cigarette, jody broke a string. amazing.
the song "all men are liars" was a definite highlight.
how in the name of god did i spend $5 tonight and wind up drunk, with a free ride home? amazing.
also amazing? mugsy, yeeisss. not so awesome? getting up for work (bad job) in four hours.
all men, all men are liars
their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires
hey girls, bring rusty pliers
to pull this tooth
all men are liars and that’s the truth.
do you remember rick astley?
he had a big fat hit that was ghastly
he said i’m never gonna give you up or let you down
well i’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown
though he was just a boy when he made that vow
i’d bet it all that he knows by now
(chorus)
among god’s creatures man must be
the most slimy and slippery now
there stands the naked ape in a monkey suite
behind a little mustache he grew, the shifty brute
all the ones not choking on the words they ate are
aweating on getting their stories straight.
i'm not hating. no haters invited. i actually love liars, as slippery as they are. damn hot.
jody and dave were phenomenal. five out of five stars.
strange things transpired that meant absolutely nothing, surprise surprise.
everytime i was really craving a cigarette, jody broke a string. amazing.
the song "all men are liars" was a definite highlight.
how in the name of god did i spend $5 tonight and wind up drunk, with a free ride home? amazing.
also amazing? mugsy, yeeisss. not so awesome? getting up for work (bad job) in four hours.
all men, all men are liars
their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires
hey girls, bring rusty pliers
to pull this tooth
all men are liars and that’s the truth.
do you remember rick astley?
he had a big fat hit that was ghastly
he said i’m never gonna give you up or let you down
well i’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown
though he was just a boy when he made that vow
i’d bet it all that he knows by now
(chorus)
among god’s creatures man must be
the most slimy and slippery now
there stands the naked ape in a monkey suite
behind a little mustache he grew, the shifty brute
all the ones not choking on the words they ate are
aweating on getting their stories straight.
i'm not hating. no haters invited. i actually love liars, as slippery as they are. damn hot.