"She was all like, 'I wanna bone you, teehee!' and I was like 'Boooommmmmbb.'"

[megainfluenza]

Cape Breton was fun. After Cape Breton became less and less fun, more or less climaxing in ME LOSING ALL MY FUCKING HAIR.

And now I mope, with the shattered remains of my soul... =(

Oh well... It's still probably better than Jordan's haircut.

Comments

[krapehtta]

Shut up, baldy.

[megainfluenza]

I'ma cut you up, bitch...

I hope Amber marries a frenchman. =p

[krapehtta]

You're just jealous, slut.

[megainfluenza]

Why, because I'm not out having dirty french sex? No thanks.

[troybright]

I'MMMMMMMMMMM FRENCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA finally it helps me!

[megainfluenza]

Hahahaha... Yeah, that works.