"She was all like, 'I wanna bone you, teehee!' and I was like 'Boooommmmmbb.'"

[megainfluenza]

Cape Breton was fun. After Cape Breton became less and less fun, more or less climaxing in ME LOSING ALL MY FUCKING HAIR.

And now I mope, with the shattered remains of my soul... =(

Oh well... It's still probably better than Jordan's haircut.