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Hey there, UES!
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.
Is that a school bell I hear ringing?
Yes, the summer is over and all of my friends are back at our favourite single-sex schools. Whether you’re a bitch with Little J on the steps of Constance, or a hottie with - my personal favourite - Nate Archibald in St. Jude’s, New York is the place for you.
Well, well, look who’s the new Queen Bee? Or should I say, Queen J? Yes, seems like dear B’s been overthrown yet again. A now Junior Little J comes back with a bang… and more yoghurt. Sorry, B, looks like it’s back to fruit cups for you!
We’ve all heard the scandal and lies about Little J’s closeted boyfriend, Asher Hornsby, and Little J’s sex scandal - but - let’s face it, those girls’ll do anything for a certain Nathaniel Archibald - (wouldn’t we all?) Gorgeous and dazzling, and more importantly B’s ex lover boy, N seems to be Little J’s new fancy. Watch out, though, N! She might get yoghurt on your pretty face!
But is that the whole truth behind the Little Jenny Humphrey story? I think not.
Spotted: Little J and C doing the dirty. Not so whole-hearted anymore, are we J?
While the much anticipated couple of C and B were seen lip-locking at the now Mrs Bass’ wed-dance, their “relationship” seems to be on hold. Sorry, B, C seems to be more for blondes…
Stood-up, B flew to Italy alone. Bad luck, C, word is B’s found herself a new English hottie that she met on vacation. Jealous much, C?
As they say, once you’ve come out, you stay out. But E seems awfully fond of blondes lately, and not ones that go to Unity. Oh, little J! Seems like you got yourself an admirer.
Also spotted: Not-So-Lonely-Boy is still not so! A summer away with Little J on her internship with Mrs Waldorf did Humphrey some good. No S on his arm, though. Tragic and tearful, S and Lonely-Boy broke it for good at Mrs Bass’ wed. Word is, that S is still nursing that broken heart though.
Yet on another unexpected, though much awaited break-up, V and N split about two days after the wedding. Oh, woe. Yet neither V or N is moping! Having spent all her days with Lonely-Boy, 24/7, it seems V and Humphrey are closer than we thought. Aren’t they?
Spotted: Lonely-Boy moping after a certain Queen Bee. Yes, that Queen B…
And what of dear N and S? Well, the two have been seen closer than ever. Time to rekindle an old flame? Having spent almost the whole summer together, the duo is back and tanned. Seems N’s affections aren’t going down a storm, though. S is still traumatic after Georgina/Sarah and Humphrey breaking up with her, but is S’ past really behind her?
Spotted: Georgina Sparks, back in New York City. Seems like B’s plan didn’t go so well…
But does a certain former Queen B still have an eye for N? With Little J's intentions not exactly pure, and N's tragic following of S, won't our former 'it' girl get a little jealous? Surely not, B?
It’s no more bikinis and tan lotion, but double biology and peer pressure - and with the added strain of college pushing down, what are we to do?
Ta, ta now.
You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl.
It had to be you