The first house in the second college is Edwin Sharpe and his roommates Roxie and Jonah. There's a lot of tension in this household already between Edwin and Jonah, what with one being a shy maths nerd and the other being a tattooed gorilla.
You know how Animal in The Muppets plays the drums? Yeah.
I think Edwin needed a body point for studying physics, which not only completely defies logic but makes for a very uncharacteristic picture.
Roxie spies on the neighbours. She could at least be a little subtle about it, and take the telescope around back. Maybe she wants them to notice.
Edwin is very non-confrontational. He doesn't even protest much when the cow showed up and started eating his control pad.
Mitch: No, no, your hair is terrible, you've got long socks, and your glasses have absolutely NO hipster cred! We can't hang out, ever.
Poor Edwin.
Roxie: Grumble mutter cow mutter mutter dishes grumble.
The cow (Lawrence) attemps to hit on Jonah, who doesn't take the insinuation of being a gay furry very well.
Edwin: You know, I think the cow is a bit... *wavy hand gesture*
Delilah: *snicker*
Relations between Jonah and the cow reach critical mass.
Edwin's doing a little better with meeting new people. He and Delilah O'Feefe are quite into each other.
Nope, it never stops being cute.
Their date goes pretty well. One things leads to another, and...
Oh my.
This is actually Jonah's bed, who shows up to investigate the noise. I mean, that asshole cow could have come back in and be touching his stuff.
This gives him an idea to suggest to Roxie, though.
She seems into it.
Oh my, redux.
College is fun.
Edwin: I totally made out with someone... everything is going my way!
He got himself a haircut and some new clothes, too.
Edwin and Roxie talk over breakfast. Jonah grunts at his cereal.
There's a bass up in the attic with the drums, too. Maybe Edwin could move out and Roxie and Jonah could find a guitarist? We'll see.
It's very easy to get Edwin to do this - all Jonah has to do is poke, shout, or look at him sideways.
Hey, it's Tybalt, out and about for his early morning being-a-jackass.
We see you there, eyeing the newspaper. No paper is safe in any 'hood Tybalt lives in.
Edwin: So then you hold the shoulder button and press A, and you'll totally shoot that guy in the head.
Jonah: Sweet.
Everyone can find something to bond over.
This is Max Flexor, who Roxie finds interesting. I don't think Jonah's going to like this.
No, defininitly not going to like this.
Definitely not.
Revenge, with the cheerleader. There's only one way Roxie could possibly escalate this conflict any further, that's with...
Jonah's mortal enemy, Lawrence the cow.
There's probably some unwritten rule that you just shouldn't be doing this at university. You'll end up with the llama around cheering all the time, or something.
Roxie has an unthinkable three bolts with the cow. Strange but true.
The cow, uncovered. The Love Tub is pretty useful in college, where sims often can't afford and/or don't have room for a double bed, since you can build up to it with all the aspiration points gained in a date.
That's almost really sweet.