[Heavy coughing and swearing on the other end until Scout can manage to speak]

F-f-fuh-- dammit. c-can't a guy even.. swuh- swear right? Sh-shit... tryin' tuh... *COUGH*

[Scout, ash, and the great outdoors- or rather the big city- don't seem to agree with each other with nowhere to go, and he's not exactly sure of the procedure for a damn VOLCANO.]

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Startin' ta think you guys're tryin'ta kill me here! Whoevuh told me "Go'duh Latimir" needs to choke on a big fat salty dog cuz that shit just fell.

So I been kickin' around in the dirt for a few days now, and to be honest witchu? Kinda sick of it. It's freakin' cold at night. I thought my ass fell off. I mean it. My freakin' ASS. If I'm gonna be in this dump for more than a few more minutes, where do I go where the ceiling don't got stars on it?

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