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Yep! Update time again! I've been playing a lot and I have enough after this for one more update which will finish up their college years, I'm also going back to play some more after I finish this update so I'll have even more towards generation two and the heirs start at the main house :)
Last time all the kids had birthday's and became teens and then we moved them on out and into the college dorms. The dorms I built myself so they're not that great, just saying. It's also in a custom college neighborhood because I wanted to, okay? Okay. Sooo no lets get on with this update.
Cuuute dormie that moved in.
Note: I made some of the dormies and others are sims I downloaded and used bodyshop to age down into young adults before I placed them in my game. I wanted the dorms to be full unlike when I had Verona in college and she had two dorm mates :/
She went all demon eyes over the couch being SO HORRIBLE apparently.
This kid has a weak bladder... i mean, srsly, he JUST moved in and picked his room..
And what's Ezra laughing at?
Why, what else would he be laughing at?
I'd sent him to greet the kid and make friends
This is what he considers making friends?
SPOILER: A lot of Aubree's college time was spent this way.
College burnout tbh.
The dormies are better at making friends than Ezra :/
These were his needs coming home from his first class.. which I expected him to run right for the toilet and food... but..
Did I mention the dorm is a beach lot and that the need to build sand castles are more important than the fast that you might piss your pants?
Ezra: So I have like 5 best friends, what about you?!
Ezra can you please stop chasing the cute dormie girl away? No? Okay.
Also ignore the messed up blue flashy flower thing on her head :/ it was a flower headband that apparently didn't get a mesh with the download or something, I don't know. I remove it later cheatily.
Even smooth talking her didn't work.
Ezra's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
lmao no really, every single guy in the dorm heart farts all over Ezra all day long.
Parker: So do you like cooking?!
Ezra: *Just keep eating*
Ezra: Here fishy fishy *glubglubglub* *makesfish faces*
Yeah he found the fish tank but it's adorable
The fish are also invisible due to me not being able to play with shaders on without crashing :(
*Super intense game of don't wake the llama*
Aubree don't you wanna play with your brother and his new friend?
Aubree: Nope. I'd rather play Mahjong all by myself
well okay then..
Yeah.. Ezra is all about the D.. lol.
Not how I planned for things to go but you know
Alcoholism is attractive to Ezra.
One of his turn ons is stink though so... you never know with him.
*Cue oscar hanging around all the time*
Well.. Aubree it might be easier to talk to him if you were closer..
And look the drunkard is nearly spilling his drink.
Jackson: WOOOO let's dance Oscar.. *fist pumps oscar in the head*
Oscar: WHAT? No way. *MINUSMINUS*
Jackson: THESE PANCAKES ARE THE BEST *gobbles them up*
Aubree: Dear god who are these pigs I'm living with..
I think she found a way to cope with the slobs she lives with..
That's right Oscar, just pretend everything is totally normal and there's not some girl getting drunk next to you at 8 am..
Oscar: So you're brother is totally hot, is he single?
Aubree: Ewww you too? Can a girl get any guys around here?
And this is the point when I removed the flashy blue headband. So you get a shot of cutie meadow.
We don't want to be friends with old ladies Ezra.
You don't even LIKE girls, remember?
I found it really cute that Jackson got up from another table when Ezra sat down just so he could come over and sit with him
Jackson: So how do you feel about jails? Do you like Criminals?
Ezra: *Starestare* He's so cute though..
Jackson.. you might have to... you know.. look at the paper while you write on it..
also, notice that stench coming from him? yeah, Ezra gained his third bolt for him.
Me too, Mira, me too..
Ezra: Jackson's so sexaaay.
Well.. maybe if he showers..
Oh look Ezra's actually making friends..
Mira: So what do you think about world peace?
Ezra: NO NO WAY. Fuck world peace..
Mira: *Covers ears* LALALALALA *MINUSMINUS*
well... that went well..
Oscar: Ezra pours those drinks so sexy like.. *heartfarts all over the place*
THEN EVERYONE FLOCKED TO THE DRINKS EZRA JUST MADE
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the dorm of alcoholism, I hope their livers can handle it.
Mira: Hey.. no one saved a drink for me..
*facepalm*
Mira: Did you hear that Aubree is a total stoner? She just blows bubbles aaaaall day long.
Jackson: *heartfarts over Oscar* He's soooooo sexy
Hey... wait.. I thought you had a thing for Ezra? I'm soooo lost with what's going on in this dorm at this point, haha.
He still doesn't like his sister..
But he likes Jackson a lot..
Someone tell me why I bought these drunkies a fruit punch barrel thing...
Uhh.. Ezra it's kinda creepy if you just stand and stare at him all the time.. please stop. Stalker.
Please don't creepily stare at him while doing homework either. just STOP
Nearly all of his fears involve being rejects for woohoo... by Jackson.
I don't think he would. Those fears are unnecessary, Ezra.
Oscar: Let me just get drunk and pretend my lover boy isn't dancing with someone else..
At this point though.. I don't know whether that's Ezra or Jackson.
Ezra.. why are you complaining..
Ezra: Cause he stinks! Yuck!
.....
but you like stink.
but okay.
Ezra: FUCK THOSE SNOW CLOUDS DROPPING THAT COLD WET STUFF ALL OVER THE GROUND.
Oscar: .....
This is Michael.
He's gotten control of his bladder since they first day.
He's also really cute and it's too bad Ezra doesn't like him.
Oscar: What's that there on your shirt? *points* *flicks nose when Ezra looks*
Dude... I thought you liked Ezra? Not sure that's winning you points..
I think he finds Ezra cute when he's mad though..
So Ezra took it out on Aubree of course..
Aubree: SOBSOBWAAAHBOOHOOHOO
Everyone else: *Points and laughs*
These sims are really mature guys..
How can you be so cute but such a slob? Sigh.
Michael: So do I stir the eggs like this when I fertilize them..
I'm surprised the mascots haven't shown up soon...
Aubree: I think you should just flip the eggs with a spatula
Michael: PLUSPLUS
I think I've found a use for his cuteness you guys.
Aubree finally stood up for herself? I have no idea what he did though..
Ezra: SOBSOBCRYCRY
oh get over it..
Mahjong with a llama makes everything better.
Especially when lover boy Jackson is involved
And loverboy Oscar..
Oh and Aubree decided to join them..
Oscar: HE EVEN PAINTS SEXILY
Is that even a word? Cause I don't think it is..
but yes. Oscar just follows and stares a lot. It's a little weird.
But Ezra just woohoo's Jackson in the photobooth while Oscar watches. Idek you guys.
Well... there IS an empty dorm room with a bed.. so you could have slept..
but tbqh, NO ONE INVITED YOU. no one even invited you inside, so shut up.
And that's all for now. I have another college update after this and then we'll go back to the main house with our heir