helen mirren stole my car
Or at least, she tried to.
In the dream I had last night.
Here I am, searching in a dark and rainy carpark at night for my little Noddy car, and who do I find trying to jimmy the door open when I finally do remember where I parked?
Helen Mirren.
And my gosh, she was looking gorgeous in a dark blue power suit and heels, even while she was attempting to commit motor vehicle theft.
So what did I do? I did what any sane person would be expected to do when confronted with Helen Mirren trying to steal from them - I flirted shamelessly. And Helen flirted back, even though that might have been to cover up her illegal activities.
Anyway, I eventually walked her back to her own car (and dashing male companion, damn it), and promptly woke up.
Weird, huh?
In the dream I had last night.
Here I am, searching in a dark and rainy carpark at night for my little Noddy car, and who do I find trying to jimmy the door open when I finally do remember where I parked?
Helen Mirren.
And my gosh, she was looking gorgeous in a dark blue power suit and heels, even while she was attempting to commit motor vehicle theft.
So what did I do? I did what any sane person would be expected to do when confronted with Helen Mirren trying to steal from them - I flirted shamelessly. And Helen flirted back, even though that might have been to cover up her illegal activities.
Anyway, I eventually walked her back to her own car (and dashing male companion, damn it), and promptly woke up.
Weird, huh?